Flowerslayer Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My ships personal robot butler never ceases to make me laugh. What I enjoy even more is that his relentless *** kissing is different on both Empire and Republics sides. "A task, just for you? Oh, thank you, master!" "I've taken the liberty of marking the best escape pod for your sole use. I of course will go down with the ship." "Is there anything I can do for you master? A hot meal, perhaps? Conversation? Foot massage? Just say the word." "I've lowered the caloric amounts given by the food processors. Some of your crew has been getting a little fat." "One day the galaxy will learn to bow at your feet. By the maker I know I do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowrod Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 "OH, Welcome BACK Master!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackavaar Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 2V-R8: "Welcome back, Master! I took the liberty of putting a new coat of paint on the walls in your quarters. It's the same color, of course, but fresher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamus_Divinus Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 'I'd rather hear what a Selonian scream sounds like' SI, Corellia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper_ Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My Jedi Mark: *waves hand* "you want to put down your weapons" My BH: *waves hand* "you want to stop waving your hand around like an idiot" This 100 times this lost it for a good few minutes when it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowerslayer Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 2V-R8: "Welcome back, Master! I took the liberty of putting a new coat of paint on the walls in your quarters. It's the same color, of course, but fresher." lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qqemokitty Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I love assassinating assassins. They are always so surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qqemokitty Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My Jedi Mark: *waves hand* "you want to put down your weapons" My BH: *waves hand* "you want to stop waving your hand around like an idiot" Wow now I wish I was a BH just to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovafeyn Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 BH quest on hutta. NPC: "You cant take him, what will i tell the others? be a desserter and get a free ride off Hutta?" MY BH: "How about you release him or ill shoot you in the face?" When i heard that knew this was my calss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimmwold Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I love assassinating assassins. They are always so surprised! I'm responsible for more corpses than a Coruscant cemetary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindelle Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I forget how EXACTLY it went but my smuggler once said something like.. "What is it with using the force and guild trips? Every time I talk to a jedi I feel like I'm talking to my mom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trandle Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Shhhh...listen, do you smell that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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