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Ulyaoth

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  1. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    Grimeth quit. Then burkman did. Now I sorta did, too... >_>
  2. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    We feel no sympathy for you whatsoever...
  3. Ulyaoth

    L12PW v2.0

    I thought you could buy stuff whenever...
  4. I see we're not gonna mention my brother's ex-girlfriend torturing that dog... just gonna sweep it under the rug. Like a dead dog. The kind of dog that doesn't make an unsightly lump when placed under a rug. A chihuahua, maybe.
  5. Ulyaoth

    L12PW v2.0

    L12PW stands for Last One to Post Wins. Many of you already knew that. See, what you do is... you post. You post stuff. And then you keep posting stuff. Eventually a mod comes in and closes the thread and the last one who posted wins! We'll all be banned by then, but one must try...
  6. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    At the moment, maybe. Grimeth is gonna be rolling in money soon. ROLLING IN MONEY! We'll see who's stingy then, mister man.
  7. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    Can't help but notice the distinct lack of a L12PW thread.
  8. Look, it's bizarre... it's like eating french fries at mcdonald's with a knife and fork. Dipping half a fry into A1 sauce with your fork. Hooking up an IV to a cup of dr. pepper. Bizarre.
  9. Hey, the oldest one... when she's older. And it was a joke, they knew that. Everybody havin' a grand ol time.
  10. You know, some OTers made a new forum that some of us went to. Our numbers dwindle... we die off one by one. But a handful of us still remain...
  11. I remember how back in the day, before the game was released, this was a huge deal, people arguing about it page after page. The same thread for it had to be reincarnated like 6 times after it reached the 1,000 post limit. Anywho, after all that hullabaloo, no same-gender romance at launch. People were so damn sure they'd do it, I was glad they did it... just to piss off those smug SoBs. But then I make a female imperial agent and realize I can't be lesbian with nobody. NNNOOOOOOOO!!!
  12. I don't see how german shepard is not specific... it's as specific and "scotties", mister man. Coincidentally, my brother paid $250 for a scottish terrier, his then-girlfriend paying the other $250. A $500 dog... anywho, he got her pregnant, decided he was gay, they broke up and now she has the dog. She was once giving the dog a bath. This dog was yelping. My brother goes to find out why the dog is yelping and hollering so much. She says, "Oh, he's just being a baby, he doesn't want to take his bath." My brother touches the water and it's scalding hot. Just unreal, man...
  13. German shepard, I guess...
  14. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    How's that WoW treatin you, wilbourn... better than TOR, apparently. Better than the OT... I walk up and down the imperial fleet shouting "flake?!" like that old blind jewish guy who lost his apprentice. The one who always questioned him. These new students, they just nod their heads and agree.
  15. Ey... how dare you. The mods tore the off-topic from us like a baby from his mother's teat. Some say the OT is the true heart of TOR. It's a lie, but I'll defend it to the death. I pre-ordered CE on july 21st. Day one. The lie has nuggets of truth, like all good lies.
  16. Where's donna "all rush all the time" prior? Is she dead? The OT never forgets. Except I forgot all the other mods. But you don't understand, donna once quoted me. How much money does william wallace's parents make?
  17. This thread needs more wildstar, aaaah yeeaah. But on topic, daggerfall covenant 4 lyfe.
  18. Callin is friends with spanky and morrigan... they refuse to friend me on facebook. I'm still upset about it. "Oh, we only friend certain people..." like that's an explanation! Y'all just hate me! They think I'm some sort of pedophile stalking their daughters. It hurts so much... but then there's that many less people to buy christmas gifts for. A silver lining in every cloud. They abandoned us like a sack of puppies in a river...
  19. Gilmore Girls tantalized you with the possibility of a sexy mother-daughter romance that never happened. That episode where she was lying on the bed with her legs up talking about how she gave birth to her in that position... hooo boy, was it getting hot. The episode we've all been waiting for. But still, nothing... I'm still upset about it.
  20. As someone who's never watched the show, hardcore doctor who fans to me are like... hardcore gilmore girls fans. Or Charmed fans. Or Angel fans. I say... you people and your shows... I don't get ya. "Uly, why not watch a few episodes before you go judgin it?" What, you want me to fire up the VPN and pirate episodes one by one or something? A whole season? That's a lot of work. It takes me two or three weeks to finally get around to watching attack on titan episodes. And I love attack on titan. I'm worn out afterwards. The high seas are a cruel mistress. "Uly, why not watch it on netflix?" I ain't made o' money. I work 15 hours a week for minimum wage and live with my mother who I secretly hate and fantasize about the girlfriend I'll never have. All of this is relevant to the conversation. Don't say it isn't. That's hating. NO H8. See, I'm hip. I'm down. I know what the cool kids are sayin.
  21. Ulyaoth

    Its back

    Oh, I see... everyone just havin a party and nobody invites uly. That's how it always is.
  22. You know, I was thinking the same thing when I logged in. "Our time as has come...", you know, the original audio... the good one. Before they changed the in-game one which isn't nearly as good. Someone had to say it. So, is everyone on the meesh-betrayed-us-but-naw-she's-cool-but-seriously-she-betrayed-us train? There seemed to be mixed feelings. Now seemed like as good a time as any to bring that up.
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