Wouldn't life be just a little bit better if it came with x2 bonuses on the weekends?
Heres a couple I thought of:
"Friday is payday, oh since it is double bonus weekend we doubled your check."
"I need a drink. No problem, heres two!"
"It comes with 3 strips of bacon, but this weekend it comes with 6!"
What other small life improvements can you think of?