Only ever happened once. At some random point on Coruscant I sent Kira to sell junk.
In response, I got "Eat lightsaber, jerk!"
May have been posted before, more for the awesome delivery.
FemBH "Look what I found in the swaaaamp!"
Paraphrasing, but something like "I love assassinating assassins. They're always so surprised."
Also a sequence with Agents that I find hilarious.
Keeper tells you take Kaliyo with you, but to be careful because she has a habit of betraying her employers. If you try to get Keeper to clarify, his response is basically a comically rushed "We'll discuss that later 'kaythanksgottagobai! *click*" that ends the cutscene.