Catchy title, eh?
A nice evening at the restaurant. You've just ordered your meal, a nice juicy, big steak.
Now you are there together with your wife. You eat some bread and have a nice conversation. You've been waiting for 30 minutes now, but who cares, you are enjoing a wonderful evening. You anticipate the meal very much, since you've tested the restaurant last month. Finally! The waiter arives 7 minutes earlier than he had planned.
"Good news sir, your steak is ready right now," he said with a smiling on his face.
"Very nice, thank you, but what`s about my wifes meal?"
"Err," he responded, " we have a little problem here. It will take at least 45 hours, since we have to order new steaks. We had only one, when you ordered your meal. Properly i should have said you that earlier, sorry."
Now i am a bit annoyed "Well now we can't enjoy our meals together. She has to sit there, watching me eating, while she starves. Allright dear, we will share my steak until yours is done."
"Argh, honey, this steak isn`t even cooked," my wife said. "It`s completly raw."
"Sorry, but this is not acceptable. I have to complain about this and want to talk to the manager. I paid 59,95$ and now we can't eat at the same time."
The other guests in the reastaurant seems to be appalled to. Sure they will agree with me.
But the man sitting next to us just yells loudly: "Oh, c'mon, it's just a steak, get a life!"
"Yeah, he's so right," an older man with a mustache adds. "People nowadays always want their steaks cooked, you make so sick!"
Yes, i wrote this while i am hungry and perhaps i watched to much fawlty towers these days. But i like the punchline.