So you're post in summary was : My life is better than yours in every way that being said,I'm also going to tell you how to play this game and also what to think.
Yeah go **** yourself.
First MMO was UO,Then FFXI,Then Eve online,then random games here and there..Now I play Swtor
Played wow when it was vanilla around 2 months after it came out,quit when I hit lvl 30.
I love punching kittens,I also work out,Im also a musician I play guitar Piano and some Sax.
I box 4 times a week training teenagers in sparring who are getting ready for golden gloves competition in the fall and spring.
Yeah dude..Not everyone you meet on the internet is some douchebag you can push around with *** backward logic like "My life is cool....so you should listen to what I say"
If you really have kids that are 26 and are still this ignorant ..That's really whats sad.
I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.