Heck... I think I'm lying and I saw it happen. I am either blessed with stupidly weird timing or .. this works.
I sat, with everyone else, at 95.65 or whatever percent for like 3 hours. It's fine. I got homework done, I had dinner, I built a house and went to college and graduated. Whatevs.
I was finally ready to play and I just stared at the stupid patcher not working. WORK PLEASE.
I clicked the red bar on the bottom. It jumped to 95.74%. I blinked. I stared. I sat and watched, and nothing happened. I tried it again, and nothing happened, so I clickclickclicked the red bar. It started loading. I stopped clicking. It stopped at 98.32%. I then clicked my way to 99.45%. Now it's stuck there. I'm clicking like crazy, and no movement.
Does this help anyone? Probably not. But not much else to do. Well write, I guess, write and keep trying to click.