Post-Hypnotic Suggestion, Obviously. Why did you respond? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

I think we should all join one big guild called the Cylak Appreciation Consortium.... but Cylak can't be in it. On Account of his busted power converter and logic board. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

That was said about a dozen times in the other 120+ page thread that Cylak started. Cylak does not understand metaphors. Cylak also doesn't understand logic. Cylak also seems to have only registered on November 20th. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Only if you're not stupid. If you're stupid, you don't have to research anything. I mean, it's not REQUIRED. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

I think you are incapable of rational thought. You are never going to get the answer you want, so you might as well stop trying. You're not going to get your way, and you are wasting your time. If you want to sue and think it's illegal, go right ahead. I encourage you to do so. Hell, if you win it sets a precidence. A rather nasty one, but hey. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Cylak, seriously, A hundred and twelve pages of thread isn't enough for your question? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

No. That's down the hall, second door on your right. This is Abuse, you're looking for Self-Esteem. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Well, obviously YOU don't understand how the law works... See, first you sacrifice a... no wait... let me start again. ~Pauses to try and remember~ Oh yeah, well, there's this guy you go to and you're like, "HEY! This person is all illegal and stuff." But you gotta say it serious like. And then they're all "Wut?" and you're all "LOL no fer realz" and then they're like "K" and they look at you with big eyes. And after that, you say what you think you should get. And then it happens!!! I guess the sacrificing a goat thing is just bonus. You know, like... something tacked on? Something fun that you wouldn't normally get to do? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Manshoon is obviously from 'Merrka. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

NATURALLY it makes you a blithering MORON! A jackarse, a knape, a rube, a cretin! Of course this is what I meant, that buying the same thing as everyone else obviously means your intellect is low, inferior and obviously deficient! I could spell it out for you... just let me know what alphabet YOU use, mmkay? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Oooh, do you have Chocolate Chip? I loooove Chocolate Chip. Fresh, hot chocolate chip all gooey and melty from the oven. Mmmm.... -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" Forums

Yes, exactly. Wanting equal rights makes you stupid. That is of course what I meant and not something else. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Of course I'm a moron. Why, was I acting like something else? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Well, then that just makes you stupid. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

OMG!!!!! R U 4 REALZ?! People who get CE get STUFF?! That's Discrimininination (c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!)! I payed the same monies as other pples did! I shoulds get the same! -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" Forums

That was in relation to a poster that was no Cylak and their comment about logic. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

I think Cylak's parent's should recall the model. It is obviously malfunctioning, the logic board must be fried, maybe he has a bad power converter? I think we should sue Cylak's parents. They didn't let us know that Cylak would be such a problem, and we've paid all this time to Cylak. We had no idea Cylak would be so intractable. It's against the law to knowingly provide defective merchandise. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

So you're saying that they'll make an excellent parent? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

I have to correct you, sir. What this person(and I use that term loosely) is using is not Logic. Even the half-bastard child of Logic and Fallacy wouldn't claim whatever the heck cudgel this things using. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Ignorance is no excuse in the law. The burden of legal proof rests upon the person lodging the complaint. Evidence will be required of the claim. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Technically speaking, if your money is the same as theirs you have committed forgery. Forging bank notes is a federal crime and is prosecutable by many years in PMITA prison as well as hefty fines. Perhaps you should reconsider your statement? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

No, see, they lost her and her husband as COSTUMERS. I guess the Bioware employee's will have to find someone else for fake mustaches and silly hats. I'm sure they are devastated. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Oh, come on people. Obviously you kill only ONE of them to show them who is boss... the others you sell into slavery after training them with shock collars. You lace the bananas with spice and pass them out for free, securing another alternative revenue source while outfitting your crate as a posch smoothie stand. Securing a distributor for further fruits and another distributor for more of the extra special sauce that goes in smoothies, you build from there until the cops get wind of your operation, then you go legit and replace the special ingredient with a healthy frogurt blend. Having already trained the populace to enjoy your special brand of smoothies, you go corporate and outsource your operation to india or china, where you can rinse/recycle the entire process for fun and profit. What, I thought it was obvious? -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

Don't give up on Cylak, Folks! He really doesn't have anything. Nothing at all except for his attention in this thread. He doesn't even have The Old Republic. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums

If I had been drinking, I'd have choked to death you know. -- Chained-Fei Previously of "Xenosaga" forums