No trying about it.
And no, I'm trying to get you to behave like someone speaking in a community forum. Either that or get you to be quiet.
Stop hiding behind anonymity in order to be rude to people for your amusement. It's cowardly, and immature, and likely speaks to a larger inferiority complex problem that you probably don't think is apparent, but most certainly is.
There are ways to express your opinions without intentionally going out of your way to insult others, who have done nothing to you personally.