I'm keeping myself chuckling by imagining a made up dev called Geoff hiding behind his desk as the rest of his floor are going nuts now shouting stuff like:
"this was only a small patch - ***! Where's Geoff? He was supposed to check it?"
Geoff is behind a plant pot with a mobile phone:
"listen sweetheart - i need you to come and pick me up early from work - NO, DON'T PARK ROUND THE FRONT! I'll meet you at the kitchen entrance..."
anyone got anymore for Geoff to pass the time...