"Listen up, these are the rules of Huttbaaaaall"
"Two teams, Frogdogs and Rotworms, chosen by random draw! One ball, slippery as a greased Hutt!"
"Weapons, name-calling and cheating.....are all encouraaaged!"
"Grab the Ball, throw the ball, Get the ball over the opposing Tteam's line any way you can and your team gets a point."
If I have to hear this one more time I'm going to jam a pencil in my ears.