All your complaints are valid and i do agree. However you just sound like the most annoying person i ever met.If i wasn't interested about what you talk about, i'd stopped at "i have a wonderful life and i am the best bounty hunter in the world". If you don't even sound like an "Okay" person (You don't have to be 'humble', but try not to be f*ing Athene.), people will not listen to you. Imagine Che Guevara being a dick to everyone.Nobody would've listened to him, and he would be on nobody's T-shirts right now. [Please excuse my poor english btw, it's not actually my main language.]