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... a cantina on Nar Shaddaa. Wait, no. They were already in the cantina .. dancing .. or was it on a ship? No, hang on, it was in an elevator! Actually, any elevator in this galaxy that shall forever be nameless.

 

But if you want to see their dance moves or just relax while enjoying some Let's Playing on Youtube, you are welcome to do so. So yes, this is me shamelessly letting you know I'd love to see you checking out my channel and especially all things Star Wars - and in particular all things SWTOR.

 

There will be dancing. You've been warned! :)

 

 

The0ldBat on YouTube

 

 

And for those of you who wanted to hear the joke:

 

An Assassin, a Juggernaut and a Jedi Knight went into a bar and started dancing.

 

Suddenly the Juggernaut decided the dance floor wasn't big enough for them all and started fighting the Jedi Knight for the space. The Assassin got mildly annoyed and that was excuse enough to jump in.

After a quick brawl they got hauled in to a very nervous Peace Officer that had the unfortunate job to decide what punishment to give them. Fearing for his life he said to the looming Juggernaut:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

- Bah!

 

growles the Juggernaut,

 

- If I'd been fighting, you woulda needed body bags!

 

The Peace Officer says with a relieved exhale:

 

- Makes sense. You can go.

 

Then he turns to the Jedi Knight and says:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

The Jedi Knight replies:

 

- If I'd been in an unfortunate fight, you must realize the three of us would not all have been standing here.

 

The Peace Officer says with a nod:

 

- Makes sense. You can go.

 

With only the Assassin left in front of him, he turns to her and says:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

The Assassin looks around, turns to him with a slightly amused grin, and asks:

 

- Fighting? With whom?

:D

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Dude, what about the joke, i wont to hear the joke, whats the punch line? Dont leave us all hanging.....

 

HOW RUDE!!!! :eek::mad::(

 

I know, I know! Totally unacceptable! Here's one:

 

An Assassin, a Juggernaut and a Jedi Knight went into a bar and started dancing.

 

Suddenly the Juggernaut decided the dance floor wasn't big enough for them all and started fighting the Jedi Knight for the space. The Assassin got mildly annoyed and that was excuse enough to jump in.

After a quick brawl they got hawled in to a very nervous Peace Officer that had the unfortunate job to decide what punishment to give them. Fearing for his life he said to the looming Juggernaut:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

- Bah!

 

growles the Juggernaut,

 

- If I'd been fighting, you woulda needed body bags!

 

The Peace Officer says with a relieved exhale:

 

- Makes sense. You can go.

 

Then he turns to the Jedi Knight and says:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

The Jedi Knight replies:

 

- If I'd been in an unfortunate fight, you must realize the three of us would not all have been standing here.

 

The Peace Officer says with a nod:

 

- Makes sense. You can go.

 

With only the Assassin left in front of him, he turns to her and says:

 

- Look, tell me you weren't fighting and I'll let you go.

 

The Assassin looks around, turns to him with a slightly amused grin, and asks:

 

- Fighting? With whom?

 

:D

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