AscendingSky Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 (edited) Bored of playing BioWare Austin Livestream Bingo? Depressed at the slow and painful death of your favorite MMO? Don't despair! Find the nearest alcoholic beverage to hand (or non-alcoholic if you are not legally old enough to drink in your place of residence and/or don't drink alcohol for personal reasons) and join me in playing the new BioWare Austin Livestream Drinking Game™! Take a drink when... ...RNG is described as 'exciting' or mention is made of 'the thrill of the hunt' (two drinks if Ben Irving says either of these). ...Uprisings are described as exciting, useful, interesting, or a success in any way. ...anyone in the livestream uses the phrases we hear you, we're listening, stay tuned, very soon, give us feedback, open to suggestions, stuff in the works, and any variation thereof. ...there's a technical issue with the stream. ...Musco asks someone else for clarification (two drinks if it's Tait). ...people keep spamming the giveaway word even after the winners have been announced. Take two drinks when... ...the livestream guys pat themselves on the back for 'listening to the players' with 5.1. ...a new subscriber reward coming up is mentioned (three drinks if it involves HK in some way). ...they mention the Stalwart Leader Pack on the Cartel Market. ...they mention Command XP boosts on the Cartel Market. ...they ignore all complaints about the massive amount of bugs in Uprisings, old and new. ...no mention is made of issues with class balance/glitched class abilities and procs/etc. Take three drinks when... ...anyone on the livestream mentions how they're totally and truly thinking about working on operations for real this time, guys! ...promises of any kind of new group content are made without any dates specified. ...raiders are called a minority of the game's population, after two and a half years of no new ops to run. ...anyone even mentions the nerf to PvP bolster (four drinks if they defend it). ...they talk about companions coming back, and then ladle out only one or two at a time because they want to milk player tears for all they're worth. ...all questions or concerns about RNG gearing are flat out ignored. ...all mention of players being screwed for purchasing upgrades to their gear if they sold the cosmetic shells is ignored. ...any topic brought up is kicked down the line to be addressed in the next livestream, they promise! Feel free to give your own suggestions, this is a work in progress! Edited January 26, 2017 by AscendingSky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuardianElite Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "I am no one important and I approve this message" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlthBounteHuntah Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I don't have enough alcohol to play this game and I'd rather not buy out the local grog shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goobilygoop Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 We'll all die of alcohol poisoning within the first 15 minutes of the live stream :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomaad Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Nope, I think you covered just about everything sir. I however have no booze, and am in the process of distilling a bottle of shampoo to compensate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zasszz Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 They said "welcome to the stream", now Im drunk as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendingSky Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 (edited) Whelp, stream just ended, and if I'd actually been drinking alcohol I think I'd be in a coma right now. Edited January 26, 2017 by AscendingSky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eriksarcasm Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 The EMT's are explaining to me that when someone presents a "drinking game" in this way, it's meant to be facetious and not an actual challenge. In an unrelated note, does anyone have a spare liver they'd like to donate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendingSky Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 The EMT's are explaining to me that when someone presents a "drinking game" in this way, it's meant to be facetious and not an actual challenge. In an unrelated note, does anyone have a spare liver they'd like to donate? Hey, I did say you could use non-alcoholic beverages! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eriksarcasm Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Hey, I did say you could use non-alcoholic beverages! D: Honestly I didn't read past "drinking game." Anyway, did I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendingSky Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 Honestly I didn't read past "drinking game." Anyway, did I win? No, because in the end we all lose, thanks to EAWare. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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