Marcuis Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Star Wars Song Rewrite: I Killed A Jedi by Me - Rewrite of Katie Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" I wrote this a few years ago, and could have swore I posted it here on these forums as well, but I can't seem to find it. So there I was on a new planet, Ending an insurrection! He was so brave, saber in hand, Looked in my direction! Was not what, he's used to What? "There is no passion" Is he really a big tool? Time for annihilation! I killed a Jedi, and I liked it! The blood of his on my boots, stick! I killed a Jedi, just to try it! I hope his masters dont mind it! I feel so strong! I feel the might! Don't mean this will end tonight! I killed a Jedi and I liked it, I liked it! No, I didn't even know his name. What's it matter? For him, there will be no more fame. Nothing to cater! It's not what, Sith Lords do. I come, destroy and I maim. You Jedi look confused It is dismay! I killed a Jedi, and I liked it! The blood of his on my boots, stick! I killed a Jedi, just to try it! I hope his masters dont mind it! I feel so strong! I feel the might! Don't mean this will end tonight! I killed a Jedi and I liked it, I liked it! Us Sith are so maniacal And yet you still dismiss us so Your knowledge, so questionable Why you Jedi fight it? Done with you, time for the innocents! I killed a Jedi, and I liked it! The blood of his on my boots, stick! I killed a Jedi, just to try it! I hope his masters dont mind it! I feel so strong! I feel the might! Don't mean this will end tonight! I killed a Jedi and I liked it, I liked it! ~Divinion ©2013 Also uploaded on Raptr: Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveTheCynic Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) When I saw the thread title, my first thought was of these two lines: I killed a Jedi, But I did not kill the Padawan. But that's just me... Edited October 28, 2016 by SteveTheCynic Formatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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