Ricky-Fast-Slash Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I do not know whether or now he has posted it on the forums in the shadows somewhere already. But I found the following on Reddit by Bright_Ephemera. So here is a posting of his glorious work with his new line added. BioWare, we need to speak About some gifts gone past their peak. I didn’t think ‘HK’ was bad And ‘55’ was not so sad But somewhere this has got to stop. My mailbox will surely drop From all these goods that just don’t jive. I do not like HK-5-5. I do not want his jetpack junk. I do not want his rifle clunk. I do not want his yellow hat, His high school yearbook, or his cat. HK-47 rocked. His meatbag stories awed and shocked. HK-50 multiplied, And left no place to run and hide. At risk of seeming overdone, You walked a line with 51. But 55, oh, 55? Who brought that bag of bolts alive? And why exactly ain’t he dead? (You said he won’t come back! You said!) I do not want his gun. And, Lord, I do not want his vibrosword. I do not want the marketplace, I do not want them in my base. I do not want them in the mail, I do not want them. They are fail. I do not want him on my ship. I do not want his droid death-grip. I do not want him on my wall. I do not want him here at all. Next I hear, for loyalty, A chapter of his POV. Pray tell, what button do I press To hear from him a little less? Oh, won’t you listen? Aren’t you live? I do not like HK-5-5. Bright_Ephemera, your creativity knows no bounds I look forward to the addition of more lines as more HK-55 is spewed at us under the veil of a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoda Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Hee. I agree, the HK gear is getting silly. I didn't mind 55, but I wasn't sorry to see him go, either. He died well, let him go, I say. But it could be worse? *ducks* Not just you feeling this way, take a peek at this lovely comic. If you haven't been reading it you should. http://imperialentanglements.thecomicseries.com/comics/175 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefla Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Those are both hilarious XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunafox Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Haha. That's bloody awesome. Someone needs to read them that at one of their pub crawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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