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The real reasons why Tython and Korriban were vulnerable to attack


MegatronShredder

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Tython had too many miraluka padawans who couldn't sense their lefts from their rights and had fat officers guarding their weapon emplacements while eating alien space burgers.

 

Korriban had too many explosive barrels near their troops.

 

Should this be in general discussion?

I just wanted to make fun of the flashpoints from a certain perspective.

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Tython had too many miraluka padawans who couldn't sense their lefts from their rights and had fat officers guarding their weapon emplacements while eating alien space burgers.

 

Korriban had too many explosive barrels near their troops.

 

Should this be in general discussion?

I just wanted to make fun of the flashpoints from a certain perspective.

 

I sometimes post a thread in both sections of the forum, seeing that this one is usually ignored by many people. I recently did a thread on the Sith Emperor that got completely ignored in this section of the forums for example. :(

 

Regardless, that was funny. :p

 

Can almost imagine the conversations at times...

Soldier #1: Do you really think it's a good idea to have an explosive barrel next to a key area we need to defend?

 

Soldier #1: Bollocks! What could possibly go wrong? Plenty of other outposts before this one, guarded by ally soldiers as well, with their own supply of explosive barrels.

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