Reno_Tarshil Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Tauntauns. Yes, I said Tauntauns. As an avid adventurer of the world of warc- I mean Star Wars! I take my humble bride, Vette with me on long, slow rp walks around fleet every night to enjoy the wonders of space and the glorius empire in which I serve as The Emperor's wrath #212,123. ... Well that's how most of my nights would go until tonight. As Vette and I were strolling along discussing the best ways to pawn off Ewoks, my beloved was quickly and utterly stolen from me and this Galaxy by a maniac Tauntaun rider. Now I know what you all are thinking, why didn't I use my companion Rez on her?? Well this is a matter of principle! I will not stand for this travesty. Either you commit a genocide upon all Tauntauns for trampling my dear Vette or I shall get on my Morlinger Aggressor and T-Bone every.... furry.... thing... I.... see.... FEEL AN EMPEROR'S WRATH! In local news: Soon. Edited January 31, 2014 by Reno_Tarshil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPryde Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 TT-Bone every.... furry.... thing... I.... see.... Arm the ships! I am with you on the way to turn Kashyyyk and Endor into parking lots, rid of any furry thing. Make gloves, not wookiee! Oh, and yes, I will help you kill Taun Tauns as well (if I see one with a red nose, I will definitely run havoc anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno_Tarshil Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Arm the ships! I am with you on the way to turn Kashyyyk and Endor into parking lots, rid of any furry thing. Make gloves, not wookiee! Oh, and yes, I will help you kill Taun Tauns as well (if I see one with a red nose, I will definitely run havoc anyway). Glory to the Empire! Death to the Tauntauns and other Furry critters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nempo Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I may...or may not...help by sniping tauntaun off of my decidedly non-furry dewback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno_Tarshil Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I may...or may not...help by sniping tauntaun off of my decidedly non-furry dewback. If no one can see you do it, then you can't be accused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khevar Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Dammit, now I want a Tauntaun sleeping bag. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno_Tarshil Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Dammit, now I want a Tauntaun sleeping bag. :/ Soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelRiku Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Dammit, now I want a Tauntaun sleeping bag. :/ To quote Han here. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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