Lordmird Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 This is meant to be a fun thread The Undead have risen! You're playing SWTOR when you hear a strange moan. It sounds to be coming from your front door. You look through the peep hole, or through the window, and you see a zombie staring you in the face! Beyond that zombie, in the streets, hundreds of them roam, searching for prey! What do you do? Do you have an escape plan? An escape kit? A vehicle? Or even a bunker? Where will you go? Assume you are on your own, less the others in your household. You'd need water, food, shelter, and weapons to survive the apocalypse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBBP Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 We should play something that has been less worn out over the last decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordmird Posted July 15, 2013 Author Share Posted July 15, 2013 We should play something that has been less worn out over the last decade. I have not seen this on these forums, so I decided to add it. No forum is complete without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBBP Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I have not seen this on these forums, so I decided to add it. No forum is complete without one. OK! I wake up from a coma that was induced by a wound that I had suffered in the line of duty and I sneak my way to the Sheriff's Office where I was employed as a Deputy before the zombie apocalypse and I load up a big black bag full of weapons from the armory. I then set out to find my wife and young son. I will head toward Atlanta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeters Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Barricade my house shut and wait for them to decompose down to skeletons and fall apart, which would take a few weeks at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theUndead Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Did someone say my name? Funny I could have sworn I have been walking the earth for a few years now. No wait it can't be...you have discovered our master plan...NOOOOOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPryde Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 (edited) What do you do? I grab my lightsaber and open the door, apply a force bubble to myself and kill all the zombies using the conveniently parked colicoid cannon in my frontyard. When my own house is safe, I take a shuttle to my ship, board the death star and destroy the zombie planet, then fly to a new one (other than alderaan). Then I realize that I forgot something and take a trip to Kashyyyk with my death star and wipe it out (after warning all Trandoshan hunters to leave the planet). With that done, I only need to destroy Endor and the universe can life in peace, safe of the three most vile creatures... zombies, wookiee and ewok. Edited July 15, 2013 by JPryde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadpoolCorp Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I infect my self and go hunt other humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeters Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 With that done, I only need to destroy Endor and the universe can life in peace, safe of the three most vile creatures... zombies, wookiee and ewok. How do you feel about zombie wookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamagsAwesome Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I lock the door and keep playing. JK JK I use my gunslinger Skillz and dish out some Quick Shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesixxpack Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 > Play DayZ for refresher training, disconn, smash PC with 3 stacks of Shockwave. > Tool up and visit unarmed/well-stocked neighbors. "Can I haz your stuff?" > Steal yellow Hummer and drive to Bill Murray's house. ??? Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPryde Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 How do you feel about zombie wookies? I fail to see the difference to a "normal" wookiee. shoot them all, the force will sort them through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBBP Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I fail to see the difference to a "normal" wookiee. shoot them all, the force will sort them through. Please stay on topic. We are in an unoriginal zombie apocalypse doing unoriginal things! Can't you forsake your birth name and name yourself after the city you are from or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I'd go meet up with some urbans and throw salt-licks at people who look like they won't survive. Then I'll complain that nobody helps my family. I'll earn the title Kenny Salt-lick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPryde Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Please stay on topic. We are in an unoriginal zombie apocalypse doing unoriginal things! Can't you forsake your birth name and name yourself after the city you are from or something? Huh ? My birth name is matching one of the devs... The city I live in exists at least 8 times in the US (and at least twice with the "New" in front) and was used as name for several ships and airplanes (most prominent would be the airplane that was used for the first cross-atlantic flight from europe to the US (opposite direction of Lindberg)). With all those famous presences of my home town, I would feel a bit gross, naming myself after it How about you yourself stay on topic? ... in an off-topic thread... after all I was only answering a direct question which came from the perfectly on-topic first post of myself in this thread Time for some "that is only your opinion" and "quit harassing me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordmird Posted July 21, 2013 Author Share Posted July 21, 2013 That's the beauty of Off-Topic forums though. You can be so off topically on topic, that eventually you're just on topic in an off topical sense which makes you on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBBP Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) Huh ? My birth name is matching one of the devs... The city I live in exists at least 8 times in the US (and at least twice with the "New" in front) and was used as name for several ships and airplanes (most prominent would be the airplane that was used for the first cross-atlantic flight from europe to the US (opposite direction of Lindberg)). With all those famous presences of my home town, I would feel a bit gross, naming myself after it How about you yourself stay on topic? ... in an off-topic thread... after all I was only answering a direct question which came from the perfectly on-topic first post of myself in this thread Time for some "that is only your opinion" and "quit harassing me" Chattanooga it is. Also... <hands Chattanooga a stick remover> Edited July 21, 2013 by TheBBP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 if they're like the zombies from WWZ then i better get sick and fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 as a sniper i would warn all of kaas city of the zombie invasion and assemble a strike team to stop them (this reminds me of kaon under siege) maybe someone is behind all of this the dread masters, malgus (in that case i would fight on his behalf), or even the republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I grab my lightsaber and open the door, apply a force bubble to myself and kill all the zombies using the conveniently parked colicoid cannon in my frontyard. When my own house is safe, I take a shuttle to my ship, board the death star and destroy the zombie planet, then fly to a new one (other than alderaan). Then I realize that I forgot something and take a trip to Kashyyyk with my death star and wipe it out (after warning all Trandoshan hunters to leave the planet). With that done, I only need to destroy Endor and the universe can life in peace, safe of the three most vile creatures... zombies, wookiee and ewok. whats wrong with ewoks and wookies? the planets that really need to get blown up are tatooine (after evacuating the immegrant species: human, twelik,anything not jawa or tusken rader) and taris (the empire will thank me for this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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