Slippington Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 The Night Before Sithmas, by Lord Z'ash. 'Twas the night before Sithmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a slate-mouse; The stockings were strung by the heating unit with care, In hopes that St. Baras soon would be there; The acolytes all nestled all snug in the cot, With visions of k'lor'slugs, dripping with snot; And mama in her life day robe, and I in my pilot's cap, Had just settled down to a long solistice nap. When out on the terrace there arose such a clatter, I sent HK-51 to see what was the matter. Away to the window he lept like a flash, And sniped St. Baras square in the ***. . . . . . We got coal again this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 lol, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartanik Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Awesome!? i want pics of st. Baras plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippytheWeasel Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) St. Baras is coming for YOU! http://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/library/gallery/144497/st_baras_2826Mid.png And you'd better leave some bacon for him, or things will get ugly! "Pancetta is a lie, there is only Slab Bacon. Through Slab Bacon, I gain Middle Bacon. Through Middle Bacon, I gain Back Bacon. Through Back Bacon, I gain Center-Cut bacon. Through Center-Cut bacon, my hunger is assuaged. Bacon shall set me free." Slippy Edited December 26, 2012 by SlippytheWeasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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