bright_ephemera Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (Kindly remember to spoiler-tag any discussion of Draahg's development! It's the weird blobby pale icon at the far right of the post formatting bar.) Do any other femWarriors want the chance to hit on Lord Draahg? I'm serious here. This is how my thought process went during our introductory sequence: Me: Hel-lo, stranger. Draahg: Hey, Lord Baras told me all about you! I'm your biggest fan! Boy oh boy, I can't wait to see you in action! Me: Uh-huh, yeah, that's nice, I'm not listening very closely. There's a supply closet somewhere between here and our objective, right? Can I direct the conversation that way? Draahg: Let's go get the mission done! Maybe Baras will give us cookies! Me: I WISH TO CATEGORICALLY ASSERT THAT I AM MORE ALLURING THAN COOKIES. Draahg: Golly gee, we're gonna be bestest friends! Me: I can't believe this. Forty-five seconds in and you're friendzoning me. Draahg: *skips on ahead* I thought it was strange and disappointing that I couldn't flirt with this very attractive ally. Get on that, guys. Or let me get...on...that. Either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 OMG! Yes! Why the hell couldn't my femWar tapped that fine piece of *** before umm... other things happened. Heck! Even FimRess that guy on Alderaan? Why must her only options be that colonel on Nar Shadda and that ONE guy on Hoth, aside from Quinn and that fling with Pierce. Especially since someone *coughquinncough* wasn't putting out at that point. My SI got more action than my SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Especially since someone *coughquinncough* wasn't putting out at that point. For some reason I find this phrasing incredibly funny. Honestly, sexual frustration was my primary angry-Sithy power source from Balmorra through the end of Act 2. FimmRess rocks. Didn't grab me like Draahg, but I genuinely liked him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalterien Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I think part of the "allure" of FimRess was the fact that I had played my SI up to Hoth by that point and had the whole fade to black scene with her and a boy-toy on Alderaan and was kind of hoping for something similar for my SW, but alas that was not to be. Then Draahg shows up and there's even LESS action there but all things considering it might have been a good thing. Ah Quinn, going to to have to playthrough a second femWarr to deal with that all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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