DervimNorth Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 The violent waves of nerf demands that were storming merc forums for the last week have stopped as suddenly as they began. In unrelated news, OPs and Scoundrels have realized that the nerf they suffered was no biggie and that they still could tear through almost anyone in a flash. Now it's time for weather forecast. Meteorologists across the globe would like to warn the population of Merc. Inquisitor and Juggernaut forums about the incoming crapstorm, caused by the next incoming Scoundrel/OP nerf. The said nerf will create a cyclone of sub-cancellations on OP forum and an anti-cyclone of rerollers on Scoundrel forums and after colliding the two forces will create a massive crapstorm that will cover the majority of SWTOR forums. The first and the hardest hit will land on Mercs forum, causing severe malfunctions with their equipment, specifically-tracer missile. The storm will continue to rage in a counter-clockwise path and will hit the Inquisitors forum next, causing severe morale damage to all underpowered inhabitants of said forums(sorcs, obviously). Last but no least the storm will hit Juggernaut forums, with marauders escaping any major damage. Also, it is possible the storm to expand to the territories of jedi knight and consular forums. The trooper forums will narrowly escape the storm untouched, due ot majority of Scoundlers having trooper alts. Have a good day and don't leave your homes without the umbrellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyris_Xiandrii Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 ... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TempestasSilva Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KurtisJ Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 You my friend, have just accurately summarized the past few weeks of forums! Bravo! I've never had so much disdain for whining and complaining in my entire life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandisKan Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 *puts up an umbrella* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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