braininajar Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A thread for funny Star Wars puns and jokes. I'll start us off: Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that's content you "see three P-O'd" How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour. What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt. What do you call a Mon Calamari muffin stand? Admiral Snackbar. Why did the Nexu bite the Wookiee? It thought he would be Chewie! Post your puns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkelord Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The starbucks near my house had Admiral Ackbar drawn on their "Coffee of the Day" chalkboard, saying "It's a Frap! We can't repel flavor of this magnitude!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voldrid Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) Why do jedi make bad recipients of fragile gifts? They always feel your pressence. Edited January 16, 2012 by Voldrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braininajar Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why do jedi make bad recipients of fragile gifts? They always feel your pressence. I will have to jot that one down lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 and I thought they smelt bad on the outside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravingrabbid Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 two clones walk into each other both say, "i've seen you before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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