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Have to say I'm slightly disappointed this has only had 249 views, I worked so hard on it
However, that won't stop me from doing the sequels, though my next story is not going to have any of these characters cause I want to do something different before I do a sequel.
It shows that you worked hard on it. I've no idea why it doesn't have more views. ;-; BLASPHEMY
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Servant One: BRAIN JUICE IS AN IMPORTANT INGREDIENT IN BROONIE BURGERS
*cackle* Broonmark, tsk tsk..
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I LOVE YOU.
This should be continued forever until you completely run out of ideas and brain-juice.
Brain-juice being a figurative term, of course.
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FINALLY, SEXY SHIP PARTIES.
You know what would be funny as hell? If we could dress Skadge up in teh Slave Dancer's outfit and use teh special dance so he'd dance too.
Oh god......what have I done?
youve done something horrible. T_T
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*snerk* Family dinner with an estranged family member sounds fantastic. What could also work? Grocery shopping.
Think about it. Six people on board (seven if you want to count the droid), one of them a Talz, all with different tastes and wants. Whole milk, two percent, or fat free? What brand of cereal? Can we afford to buy organic fruits and vegetables? Do we have enough snacks? What kind of snacks - junk or healthy? If you forgot to bring the coupons for the ice cream I swear to God I will cut you. Etc.
(Nooooo, I am totally not speaking from experience shopping with my roommates. Nope, not at all.)
You should listen to that instead, Doozzer. I don't get ideas. ;P
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NEXT TUESDAY'S EMPEROR'S WRATH
The typical and unflattering life of a female Sith warrior
Servant One: GREETINGS READERS! WE ARE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING FUN AND EXCITING!
Servant Two: THE WRATH IS AT THE READERS' MERCY!
Servant One: WE ARE TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR THE WRATH'S NEXT ADVENTURE!
Servant Two: WE ARE BORED!
Servant One: THE READERSHIP WILL DECIDE WHICH NORMAL, MUNDANE, EVERY DAY TASK THE WRATH WILL ENCOUNTER NEXT!
Servant Two: JUST POST ONE! THE NARRATOR WILL PICK. IT CAN BE ANYTHING.
Servant One: LIKE DOING LAUNDRY!
Servant Two: OR UNCLOGGING A DRAIN!
Servant One: OR HAVING FAMILY DINNER WITH ONE OF HER ESTRANGED FAMILY MEMBERS!
Servant Two: OR A REALLY HOT MENAGE-A-TROIS WITH PIERCE AND QUINN
Servant One: Actually, it can't be that one. That's against the TOS.
Servant Two: That's not really fair, I mean male warrior gets to romance Vette AND Jaesa.
Servant One: Male warrior is a punk. Female warrior gets to have Quinn and keep Pierce on the side, the male has to pick. Its the female warrior that's the true pimp.
Are you guys gossiping about the dark council again?
Servant Two: KNOCK WHEN YOU COME IN!
Servant One: WHAT HE MEANS IS, YES. WE WERE TALKING SPECIFICALLY ABOUT BORING THINGS. NOT YOU.
Servant Two: WE NEVER TALK ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE VERY BORING TO US. WE NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIVE.
Servant One: WE ARE MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT DARTH VOWRAN WORE TO THE FORMAL.
Look its okay if you guys are gay. It doesn't bother me.
Servant One: WOAH WHAT
Servant Two: WHY WOULD YOU THINK WE'RE GAY?
Well you do that evil twin thing from GI Joe, you know, Tomax and Xamot? You always finish each others' sentences and stuff.
Servant One: I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE ON THIS FORUM WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN THE 80'S AND GOT THAT REFERENCE.
Servant Two: THOSE DUDES WERE TOTALLY AWESOME THOUGH. THEY WERE LIKE NINJAS AND THEY COULD FEEL EACH OTHERS PAIN AND STUFF. I GUESS WE ARE KIND OF LIKE THAT.
You mean, "Gay?"
Servant Two: WHAT? NO WAY! SHUT UP WRATH!
Servant One: YOU SHOULD GO AWAY, WE'RE DOING SECRET... EMPEROR STUFF.
Look guys, I told you. I don't care. I think its kind of cute. I know the empire is kind of repressive. You can stay on my couch if it ends up being a thing.
Servant One: FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT GAY
Servant Two: AND ALSO MORE IMPORTANTLY WE DO NOT DISCUSS YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS
Huh?
Servant One: ACTUALLY WAIT- WE ARE TOTALLY GAY AND WE WOULD LIKE SOME PRIVACY SO WE CAN MAKE OUT PLEASE LEAVE NOW.
Oh... Okay. Talk to you guys later.
Servant Two: Dude what the hell? I'm not gay.
Servant One: Would you prefer that she knew we knew EVERYTHING about her personal life and eavesdropped on her constantly?
Servant Two: Look, just don't go spreading it around. I'm already the laughingstock of the Emperor's Hand for that one time you guys caught me watching Project Runway.
Servant One: Nice. I almost forgot about that.
Servant Two: ah, crap.
Servant One: ANYWAYS
Servant Two: YES, ANYWAYS.
Servant One: IT IS UP TO YOU, THE READER, TO DECIDE WHAT THE WRATH WILL DO NEXT.
Servant Two: SHENANIGANS WILL ENSUE!
Servant One: Shenanigans? Again?
Servant Two: What?
Servant One: Are you sure you're not gay?
Servant Two: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS. LEAVE YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR THE WRATH! AND DO IT BEFORE RUNWAY COMES ON!
Servant One: WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU, COCOPANTS!
I saw my name and was like whaaaaaa
Er..I don't know. Quinn and Pierce battling it out for who deserves THE WRATH more?
..<_<;
Broonmark? Vette? Jaesa? ANYTHING. Just..continue forever. Foreverrrrr. <3<3<3
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don't worry, the only reason nobody dies in this story is so i can write sequels, and quinn will feature pretty heavily in any story with Darth Umbral in it. I'll probably be writing a few just about her, and probably her and the rivalry with Jedi Master Isad'ia.
ooooooooooooooooooh.
yay. ;D
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He'll be around for the sequel
HE BETTER.
I'M WATCHING YOU.
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nnngh. I MUST HAVE MORE.
more Quinnn.
MORE QUINN
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So, basically, these are just random letters of my easily irritable DS totally not romantic Sith Pureblood Juggernaut, Amiri. I have them in documents all over and I thought, hey, why not.
Quinn, I picked this up somewhere in Dromund Kaas. Thought you might like it. If not, my feelings are incapable of being 'hurt'. Send it back if you don't like. Vette likes things like this, and she still holds a grudge against me for that whole 'shock collar' thing back when she was more annoying than cute in my eyes.
Hope to see you in private soon, Captain.
~~~A
Enclosed is a blaster
So it turns out that not only can Jaesa read people's true intentions, she can also 'read' relationships. She's getting more confident that I won't end up killing her, I can tell. "I will not tell anyone, my lord. You and Quinn are the peeeerfect couple." she said, and then just walked off. Absolutely infuriating. I'll keep an eye on her, but I'm nearly sure she won't tell anyone. She knows what the consequences will be.
Oh, also found something for you. Happy 'three-month anniversary', darling.
~~~A
Enclosed is a vibroknife
I'm not good at these kinds of things, Quinn. You know I'm not. I kill and that's all I'm good at. I'm not a diplomatic, kind person like you, Quinn. I mean, I try -- and I see the looks you give me when I kill someone, and it doesn't feel good disappointing you, Quinn. I try not to, but to me, bloodshed is a thing that comes naturally to me. I can't just give that up.
I mean, I'd try -- for you. But... oh, I can't believe I'm actually writing this. This does not come naturally to me, Quinn. Not at all. You make me smile and that scares me. Around you I don't feel..like I am. It's not a bad feeling, not at all, and I want it to be.
I think it's love.
About that last letter.. I hope you didn't read it. You probably did. Did you? I'm very nearly positive you did. Sorry. I'll try not to be so .. maudlin next time.
Love you.
~~~A
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Species/Race: Sith Pureblood
Name: Amiri
Middle Name: Files unknown.
Last Name: Krade
Nickname: None. She does not take nicknames. She stabs people if they give her nicknames.
Gender: Female
Date of Birth: Files unknown.
Place of Birth: Files unknown. Possible location: Dromund Kaas?
Age: 31
Height: 5'9
Weight: Files unknown.
Hair Color/Style: Short, jaw-length, curving around her face, pitch black, has a few strands tied at the front with a leather band, and in the back.
Facial Appearance: The darkness she holds has twisted her into something more than a Pureblood -- once crimson-red skin turned into pure white. Her bone spurs are on her jaw, two on either side being long, and the ones beside them shorter - along with the same long spikes above her eyes where eyebrows would originally be.
Eye Color: Blood-red.
Body Appearance: Body type 4. Exactly body type 4. Not thinner or heavier.
Home Planet: Dromund Kaas
Current Location: Her ship, docked in the orbital station of Voss.
Allegiance: The Empire. Very, very, VERY the Empire. That's why Quinn loves her so much.
Profession: Your Local Killer/Sith Lord
Armor/Clothes: A hooded trenchcoat and otherwise black and grey plated armor.
Primary Weapon(s): An orange lightsaber.
Secondary Weapon(s): Nothing- - she uses her lightsaber only.
Miscellaneous Item(s): A silver locket she always hides under her armor. Only Quinn knows what's inside of it, and he's never told anyone.
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oooh. I should do this.
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Zhorrid.
Or..does she not have a seat on the dark council?
Hum, in that case, Marr. He's definitely epic. I kind of liked Thanaton, too.
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I actually don't find people griefing around me once, but this one time I made my character grope one and flirt outright with it. It ran away. There were many laughs to be had.
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*snort* I laughed so hard at this. And the rest of the people in the house was sleeping, so it was really hard to be quiet.
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Name: Amiri Krade (Lord)
Race: Pureblood Sith
Allegiance: Empire, forever & ever <3
Class: Sith Warrior (Juggernaut, Vengeance)
Personality: Bloodthirsty, respectful to the right people, rather sadistic at most times.
Likes: Malavai Quinn, the taste of fear, death, killing people, overly-sweet things, wallowing in her own magnificence, greed for expensive things, maneuvering your way around something with pleasure, although she's abandoned that mostly for Quinn.
Dislikes: The Republic, Jedi, anyone who defies the Empire, dancers, loud noise, credits, greed for credits.
Hobbies: Killing, collecting weapons of all kinds, what she calls 'scribbling' although it's more art than scribbling.
Personal Quote: "Time to go a-killing!"
Name: Kalora D'raiche (Darth)
Race: Human
Allegiance: The Empire, although a little looser connection to it overall, more to the Dark Council and the Sith than The Empire as a whole.
Class: Sith Inquisitor (Sorcerer, Lightning)
Personality: Has a soft spot for multiple things, like her crew, and people who share her interests. But otherwise, she's rather dark -- not nearly as dark as Amiri, however.
Likes: Andronikos Revel (married him), killing, Taris, Quesh, dangerous planets in common, the Dark Council's arguments, Kaleesh.
Dislikes: Sweet things, greed, arrogance, being called 'insane' or 'evil', defiance, drama, alcohol, liars, people who break their promises.
Hobbies: Reading, reading, reading, more reading, killing, reading, collecting artifacts and knowledge, and reading.
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I love you.
Lots.
For writing this.
And continuing it.
And making me laugh so hard I spit my bacon pasta out all over myself.
(true story)
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I love you.
I really really really really do.
I wish I had your skill.
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Just a little snippet I wrote about my Sith Warrior, currently level 29, on Shien.
"My Lord?" asked Captain Malavai Quinn cautiously as he entered the front of the ship. The most dangerous quality that Pureblood Sith Lord Amiri Krade had was her unpredictability, and this was one of those times.
"Quinn," she said neutrally, turning her chair around to face him.
He was silent for a moment, waiting for her to speak. Something twisted in his stomach when she tilted her head and held her hand out to him.
"Sit with me," she said after a long moment. It was more an order than a request, and he nodded, sitting in the chair beside where she sat in the captain's seat.
The captain shuddered as tendrils of dark energy wrapped around him, petting him and knotting around him with her gentle touch. It was not an unpleasant feeling, but unexpected, nonetheless.
"My--ah.. my lord?"
She licked her lips and smiled.
It's not exactly a 'biography', but..maybe one day. For now, that's all I have. I don't want to post a board about something just small and discontinued like this, but I suppose this is as good as anything else.
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squeee.
It's just getting better and better here. ;D
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LOL. Just a little bit. But you'll have to fight me for him. Grrr!
Bring it on.
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Heh. Cocopants. You'll like the next several chapters. There's a lot of Quinn in 'em.
wooo!
I love, love, LOVE Quinn.
Could you notice?
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Oh my goddess. I do believe you're my new favorite person in the whole wide world.
Mooore, please? *puppydog eyes*
<3
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... Her silence did echo and I, for my part
Had nought wise to say despite all of my art
My brain thought no comeback, not even a fart
And now in the morning - it is, in my timezone -
"ah, ah, ah" and a heart-shape on the forum arrive
So now I must back up deep into the friendzone
Lurkin' and poemin' and stayin' alive
I think I might just love you after all this.
Thursday Morning Wrath
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I'm still alive, and still obsessively reading this, I promise. I've just been slacking like a little ***** on commenting, because I'm a little *****.
And obsessed with my Assassin.
I'm just stalking your story without commenting, because that's what *****es do.
They stalk stories.
Without commenting.
BUT I AM ALIVE. And here forever until you run out of Broonie Burger juice -- er, I mean, brain juice -- to write.