Marzordo Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 HIRING FOR A GUILD RECRUITER We are too lazy, 5mil / per person ( we will pay out every two weeks)  Are you a deft diplomat in dealing with Devaronians? A charismatic charmer for Chiss? Or a persuasive pacifier of Porgs? If you've got the swagger of a smuggler with the negotiation skills of a Neimoidian, then you might just be the starry-eyed superstar we've been hunting for!  We, at "Mandalorian guild who are lazy" ( yes, we're so laid back we couldn't be bothered with naming conventions), are on an intergalactic hunt for a Guild Recruiter. We need someone with the guts to build up our ranks from a quiet cantina gathering to a rambunctious interstellar tribe.  We're as picky as a Jawa at a scrap sale! We need the Solo of sociability, the Fett of fearlessness, and the Skywalker strength of spirit. Basically, someone who can lead a ragtag group of Mandalorians all the way to the endgame without succumbing to any Jedi mind tricks!  YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU DARE TO ACCEPT:  🎯 Differentiating Wookies from Ewoks (no offence meant to our hairy friends). 🎯 Convincing high-level players that our guild is more exciting than the Kessel Run. 🎯 Keeping our guild roster as lively as Mos Eisley Cantina on a Saturday night.  WHAT YOU'LL GET:  💰 A mountain of credits totalling 5 MILLION per recruit, that would make even a Hutt's eyes boggle. 💰 Access to a team of high-level players (you'll be putting them together, of course) who are more committed to the endgame than a droid is to its primary function. 💰 The undying gratitude of a group of slothful gamers (it's worth more than it sounds, honestly!).  So if you can schmooze with the best of them, chat up a stormtrooper, or simply love the challenge of wrangling misfit mercenaries, then fire up your hyperdrive! This job could be more thrilling, mind-boggling and hair-raisingly fun than you ever thought possible.  Fancy it? Apply within, send a droid, interstellar courier, or reply directly to this hologram.  Only the most serious applicants need apply. If you can't tell the difference between a Rodian and a Twi'lek, this job isn't for you.  (PS: if you can't tell the difference but you can convince a Rodian it's a Twi'lek, you're hired!)  Onward, to the endgame and BEYOND! -Mandalorian guild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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