pindel Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Skavak: What are you doing captain, making an army out of my ex-girl friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 (edited) Guss: wheeeeeee! i about spat my non-existant drink when i heard him say that in battle the first time. Edited January 14, 2012 by happysister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdertrane Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 To Guss: "I admire your nerve, but you're an idiot." The delivery is perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavensTerror Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 But I didn't do anything! EVERYONE! Played that scene way too much. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleguy Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 From a quest in Nar Shadaa "He was either a horrible Jedi or those gangster are something special" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulTermination Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 "You can't walk two paces on this planet without getting shot at!" I really need to start writing some of these down when I run into them, my memory is awful. T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack_master Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) After being told about some ominous Bar (the Dealer's Den) on Coruscant, and what kind of dangerous hell-hole it's supposed to be: "Hey, I know that one. I think I got a tap there." And, of course, the best when Rogun wanted me to say sorry for loosing his shipment: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Pack_master/SWTOR/e8569f4a.jpg I fell out of my chair there, my stomach still hurts. Edited January 15, 2012 by Pack_master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryloKillian Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Corso: What do you think pushes people that far, Captain? To start seeing other people as... meat? Me: First time we run out of spiced loaf I'm eating Guss. Corso: That's horrible, Captain! You'll share right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack_master Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 When Akaavi told me wh she left her former lover and his clan (and didn't kill them): "And there I thought this would go "so I tore there bodies limb from limb and used them as jet fuel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anamelle Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 About killing someone: Smuggler: "And I thought going legit meant I wouldn't have any fun..."Senator Dodonna: "Just don't let your maniacal giggling make you lose sight of how dangerous he is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JdActuary Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I don't remember the exact dialogue, but you can call Milo Phipps "fatso" on Ord Mantel, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuelhering Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I don't remember the exact dialogue, but you can call Milo Phipps "fatso" on Ord Mantel, lol! Yeah, but that's an option for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 "i can't help it if i'm popular with all the wrong people." "EXCELLENT IDEA.....*whispers* just let me update my will..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardenyr Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 After defeating Caico's bodyguards, leaving him begging for his life... Smuggler: "What happened to *in a bad mock british accent* 'Oh, I love the Voidwolf! I'm going to watch his victory!" Not so much what was said, but how it is said. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Here is one of my favorites - if a bit long - from Ord Mantell. Gorry: Come on Foursen. Say it just like I taught you. 4-Sen: The Republic's lackeys will drown in lakes of fire and blood, Master. Death to all who oppose the people's will, Master. G: Hey there. (To Smuggler slicing the Separatist computer) We've had some trouble with the new power relays. I need to check on the computer core. You mind? 4:Master, I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically, the bodies over there. Setting alert status red. G: Oh no! Foursen, activate combat protocols! We've got to warn the others! Smuggler: By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base! (Exagerated gesture of alarm) 4: Master, my sensors detect no evidence of hostile forces. G: But that doesn't make sense... S: When was the last time you calibrated that droid's sensors? G: Not recently enough to take any chances. We need to put the base on alert and rally the men. Here, comrade. If you see any Republic lackeys, use this on them. Let's go Foursen! There's no time to waste! best one i've personally encountered yet. I especially love the direct look into the camera after the kid runs off. wish i had it screenshotted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celerian Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Corso: What do you think pushes people that far, Captain? To start seeing other people as... meat? Me: First time we run out of spiced loaf I'm eating Guss. Corso: That's horrible, Captain! You'll share right?Replace Guss with Risha (I got that quest/dialog before Hoth), and it's even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) Me: Is that a hairstyle, or did a womp rat die on your head?Scorch: Did you just... what... who do... shut up!Me: Your friends have so much to live for. Why get them killed?Scorch: Ooh, tough talk from a scum on the run. I'm not afraid of you. I've got a flamethrower!... Me: I bet you've killed a lot of innocent people.Scorch: I never flame-broiled anybody who didn't have it coming.Egara: Except for that Rodian droid technician -- and the Trandoshan cloth merchant.Riloh: And your last girlfriend. What was her name? Mira? Marzi?Scorch: It was Myrella, and that was an accident! Edited January 16, 2012 by dizzyMongoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 One of my fave lines is when the Smuggler is on Coruscant and leaning back on the couch: "I can't help it if I'm popular with all the wrong people..." LOL. XD I honestly was inspired to keep playing a Smuggler character JUST for the dialogue alone, though I love everything else about the class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulTermination Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ran into another good one a little bit ago. "You wanna brag, or you wanna shoot? I can do both." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TytchUK Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "Your impressed... I can tell... you must have a thing for bad boys!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybabychickens Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Sorry if its a repeat but I just got a line that had me giggling. After bedding a woman, and giving an unimpressed response to what happened: "Of all the women Ive known, youre certainly the most recent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anamelle Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Intake Officer: [...] "Just don't let me catch you sneaking in any contraband."Smuggler: "I'm a professional. I never get caught." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterdog Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "Of all the women Ive known, youre certainly the most recent" Oh snap! Well this quote is from Risha. She used to ruffle my feathers but she definitely got affection points with me around the end of Chapter one: "The only women Skavak understands are brainless tarts. You must be tiling his galaxy." Girls gotta stick together! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyalad Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I love my smuggler... almost level 50! I have my recorder running sometimes when I play, so I immortalized a couple of funny convos I got here and there. Some quotes in this topic are there in my videos too. One of my fave is when the smuggler says to Bowdaar "I'm generally pro-freedom... and pro-suns. I like suns." Video 1 Video 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delsia Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 *when the butcher wants you to say sorry* Im s...Im sor....Im...increadibly good looking. Nope, cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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