Kesh_ Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Flirting with akaavi spar on your ship: something somehting.... Rawrrrrrr, "curls 1 hand into a cat's claw" - the delivery was just lol funny When Akaavi spar asks if you are interested in her as a woman, if you select no, you say:"Seriously, can't a guy flirt without everyone assuming he's into chicks with horns." She is s greats atright man to your mockery that flies over her head. Smuggler's attempts at flirtations are by far and away the funniest of all the classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 When you get to save the snotty lordlings on Alderaan from the Xin Bayliss, after he sneers at you for not being a noble lady, you take the option to shoot him a little bit, and he howls like a wimpering little worm and bawls that the duel hadn't started yet, you have no honour, you smell, etc etc: "Sorry... but, like you said, I'm no noble." Cue duel, cue beating him to an aristocratic pulp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazarterit Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Two new ones. /Spoiler Right when I got Gus Tano "This is just some sick and twisted plan Rhogan has to make me commit suicide" Little bit later. (Paraphrases again) Imperial Soldier: " We are expecting someone from the Chiss Ascendancy"Me : "Ya that is me. I know dont look very Chissy. My parents were surprised too." /Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinalai Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 The whole sequence involving Vavevone Zare (dark side) made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Bowdaar: I want to climb a tree before we leave. I'll be back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 i don't remember the exact words, but...Corso shocked me with this one. Darmas: (something, something) you could be just like Rogun. Me: be like him? i'm gonna annihilate him! Darmas: you must be a difficult woman to live with. Corso: you don't know the half of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 On Balmorra: "Why can't things ever be easy? <drawls>Juussst </drawl> once!" I'm also becoming a fan of: "I didn't wanna live forever anyway... I'm in." It's the irrepressibly chirpy tone of "I'm in" that does it for me, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Risha: I've never met anyone as good as you at borrowing trouble... and forgetting to return it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetrablade Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 After quest giver yells at me for blowing up a moon: "Normally i'd charge extra for this kind of service, but I like you." Whenever I start getting bored playing as a smuggler, she always manages keeps me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack_master Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Risha: You have such a simple view on politics, it terrifies me how often you're right. When Akaavi is on your ship, she starts the conversation really harsh. Me: Just humour me. it's two syllables. "Hell-oh." I know you can do it if you can put your mind on it. Akaavi (rather snippy, in the kind she says it when you cklick on her when she's your active companion): Hello... Me: See? That wasn't so hard, was it? What really got me laughing - the first sentence gave me +40 affection with her When Akaavi tells me she's gonna annihilate the clan of her traitorous ex-lover: Me: Take your time and enjoy. i recommend aiming for the kneecaps first. After Akaavio returns: Me: I thought that story would end with, "so I tore them limb-from-limb and used their corpses as jet fuel." After getting serious with Akaavi for once Risha barks in, and something of a catfight starts. Me: "Girls, girls... there is plenty of me to share... Risha. Not in your wildest -- never mind. That's possibly exactly what you dream about. On Holo with Senator Dodonna about working on Hoth: Me: I'm picturing banthaskin rugs, a roaring fire... Dodonna: Huddling under furs, sharing body heat... if it wasn't for the imperial bombardments, it'd be paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaymus Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 When Skavak holo's Risha with plans of revenge the reply is: "In my fantasy, you burn alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez_Starstrider Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 My favorite thus far: "You did know they don't call him "Rogun the Cuddly Defender of Orphaned Jedi," right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODTONE Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Theres a sith and a jedi fighting over me but hey im fine, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilyzo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 The whole lightspring conversation was hilarious. Zare: [Force Persuade] You want to kill the jedi. Smuggler: Ha! I want to laugh at how silly you are! On Corellia Senator Dadonna: I want the voidwolf dead! I want him begging! Smuggler: You're gonna have to pick one... Smuggler: If the soldiers are holed up inside, we just need to give them a good reason to come out! Guss: No, no way, I'm not being bait, not this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axka Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 "If I die, I want you to make a statue of me, and It gotta be big...and expensive" Jack Sparrow - Starstorm One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrakeyn Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Jedi Master just finished telling you job well done, and you're finished: 'Really? You don't have something else for me to do, because I know that seems to happen to me....a Lot.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encephalophagous Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 During a corso dialogue You "First time we run out of spice loaf I'm eating Guss"Corso "Captain that's horrible! You're going to share right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmrabe Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) (I don't recall the exact dialogue) On Taris during a holo-conversation with a republic agent with a lot of dead republic troops lying around. Agent: "What happened there?" Smuggler: "I didn't do it." When speaking with the mountain on Nar Shadaa. Mountain: "Nobody challenges the mountain and lives. We will crush you!" (or something like that) Smuggler: "Every man who talks of himself in the third person is clearly an idiot!" I simply love the smuggler. Best style, best dialogue and the best ship! Edited February 17, 2012 by Sturmrabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFiona Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 When you are chasing down Skavak (again) on Alderaan and you meet up with the ship mechanic he got drunk and kidnapped. You give the mechanic this advice... "Don't drink...with someone you don't know!" That's some great advice right there. Also good for avoiding waking up in a bathtub full of ice with a note that says you need medical attention stuck to your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axekiller Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 In a dialoge with Risha... Risha: I like you captian. With some polishing you can be great. Me: I like the sound of that. So, when does this polishing start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyZan Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Gotta love Guss. Guss: The Force advices us to keep our secrets close to our hearts.Corso: It does?Guss: Of course it does! You ever meet a Jedi who'll answer a question straight? We're all about secrets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsalemi Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Guss is a hoot! On Belsavis:Gus: "You sure you don't want the Wookie with you now? I mean, he's taller, and probably enjoys fighting something called the World Razer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatwarlord Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) The Duel on Alderaan duelist: (insults companion) smuggler: Draw!(shoots him) duelist: How dare you violate the rules of noble combat. The duel hasn't even started. smuggler: How about now?(shoots him again) duelist: (surrenders) smuggler: This duel was to the death, remember?(kills him) Edited February 19, 2012 by Goatwarlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudeDog Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 The Duel on Alderaan duelist: (insults companion) smuggler: Draw!(shoots him) duelist: How dare you violate the rules of noble combat. The duel hasn't even started. smuggler: How about now?(shoots him again) duelist: (surrenders) smuggler: This duel was to the death, remember?(kills him) Yeah, that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DervimNorth Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to Skavak: "I've missed you so much, honeybunch!" Smuggler to Skavak: "I've missed you, too... honeybunch." Smuggler to Risha after a near disaster: "No, no, everything was just fine!" What makes this line one of my faves is how rushed the Smuggler says it, completely unlike his usual suave demeanor. It's one of those few times where he's unable to lie and it shows . Hehe, same mission, when Smuggler realized he walked into the trap,"*facepalming himself*Risha will never let me hear the end of it." After destroying all the droids and shield batteries getting depleted,"Awww, big words were too confusing..." Before heading back to Nar Shaddaa for the first time(delivering carbo-man) Risha: So, what are you going to do with your share? Smuggler: I'm gonna buy myself an army of wookies!*Boddawar walking in the background* +22 Boddawar. Risha: Well... What you lack in practicality, you make up in style. Edited February 19, 2012 by DervimNorth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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