AshlaBoga Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) It is my regret to announce that on November 17, 2015 CE, that several million irate companions stormed the heart of the galaxy (BW servers). Incensed at their oncoming loss of power, they occupied the servers and placed BW Austin under siege. An division of healing Lana Beniko's, several thousand strong, with an average hps of approximately 5,400 went after all BitRaider clients and began healing them so that the download would live forever. A second division of Pierces, M1-4Xs, Qyzen's and Lokins attacked Austin, and with an average dps of 5,664, they were able to force many staff into hiding. Eric Musco led a most valiant charge against a Treek that managed to break inside the office, but was incapacitated by an HK-51 that ambushed him. He is expected to make a full recovery from his injuries. My friends, let us pray for the good people of Bioware, that they succeed against this massive Companion Rebellion, and that we may toast to their victory later today! Update: Breaking news! Against all odds Tait Watson managed to fight his way through a 24 Companion Operation group and activate the Companion Power Dampener! Let us congratulate Tait on this stellar feat. Also, several Treeks apparently invaded a liquor store and are currently scattered about Austin, Texas. Edited November 17, 2015 by AshlaBoga
AnisaBadgett Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 10/10 *claps enthusiastically* I would pay money to have Treek and HK be able to team up on anyone in any galaxy. But only once. Not every freakin month.
AshlaBoga Posted November 17, 2015 Author Posted November 17, 2015 Poor things. The intoxicated Treeks?
Reno_Tarshil Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 The intoxicated Treeks? Maybe, I haven't decided.
Callaron Posted November 17, 2015 Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Musco's probably lucky that HK took him out before he got near Treek. That furry would've scarred him for life. (At least now he fell to a cool assassin droid) And yay, Tait! Our champion! #TaitTheValiant Edited November 17, 2015 by Callaron
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