Jimmajamma Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Newly formed imperial PVP guild looking to recruit. Please fill out questionnaire if interested. How long have you been playing this game? What experience do you have in ranked pvp? What would make you a good addition to this guild? What's your perfect Sunday like? If you could be any woodland creature, which would you be and why? You have 8 balls the same size; 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings? Do you prefer clean shaven, landing strip, or 70's bush? If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Do you know how to drive stickshift? Would you be willing to learn? What do you bench? Squat? Are you all about that bass or that treble? Have you ever built anything with your bare hands (sandwiches do not count)? Have you ever contracted an STD? Do you own more than one suit? Do you prefer Sunny D or purple stuff? What is the most selfless thing you have ever done? the most selfish? What was the last concert you attended? Better movie: Empire Strikes Back or Pootie Tang? Gas or charcoal? Finish this famous line from a rap song: gapped teeth in ya mouth so ______________ Would you donate a kidney to me if I needed one? A lung? What is the correct way to make a Martini? Can you quote the movie Top Gun in its entirity? If no, what percentage? What is the most you have paid for sex? The least? Are you gainfully employed? Do you still live at home? __ yes __ no** What is the longest relationship you have ever been in? Which word in this sentence is mispelled? Explain to me the difference between a piano and a fish? If selected, a F2F interview will be required. You will be responsible for covering travel expenses, and possibly the cost of lunch. If we live in the same city then you are definitely buying lunch. - Bronson ** your parent's garage counts as home Edited March 9, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ace_boogie Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 If you tryhard regs like you did this forum post, count me the fk in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 We reg so hard. Like rock hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZuzu Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Not going to lie, this made me laugh pretty damn hard haha, 10/10 would join purely because of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 Gladias I would love to have you in me....errr.....i mean...in my guild. I have been looking to invite you, but never see you on. Do you even play anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosIsGolden Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Saw the guild name and had to look, read the questioner and couldn't stop laughing, if this is how you guys pvp I'm sure you'll be cleaning house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 And here I was hoping it's Zuzu's reply, and the whole war romance thing building up the steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZuzu Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Gladias I would love to have you in me....errr.....i mean...in my guild. I have been looking to invite you, but never see you on. Do you even play anymore? AHAHA! I'll just enter both? > Yeah I do but mostly team ranked, I got the solo rating I want on my mains, and now I just screw around on alts but I don't take it too seriously. Doesn't help that most of the competitive team ranked isn't on Harbinger. I'll hit you up next time I see you on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) Lemon Party has its second member! Looking for a third. Also, if you agree to buy us either the Tatooine guild stronghold, or a guild ship, you can automatically bypass the screening process and become an officer. Even if you are a gypsy. or French. Edited April 27, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaitwhutwalrus Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 # 1 guild right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbreezee Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 mmmm...I love me some regstar tryhards..You should add, "Which bear is best?" to your questionnaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whaitwhutwalrus Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 We're currently looking for a running back for our all-star Hutt ball team. To apply for this position you must rate your ability to dance on a scale of 1- platypus(if it's around badger to captain crunch we'll be in touch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) We're currently looking for a running back for our all-star Hutt ball team. To apply for this position you must rate your ability to dance on a scale of 1- platypus (if it's around badger to captain crunch we'll be in touch) Calm down little buddy. I'll handle recruitment posts going forward. That being said, as our huttball running back you would be required to change your char name to Emmitt-sith. Not debatable. Edited May 4, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 mmmm...I love me some regstar tryhards..You should add, "Which bear is best?" to your questionnaire. Obviously there is only one answer to that question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exodusdm Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 This was epic... where do I apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) This was epic... where do I apply? During the next full moon, we will duel on the +10 Endurance datacron platform on Makeb. Best of 1. If you win, you are in. If you lose, you are still in (we only have 3 members so we need the numbers), but will hold the guild rank of Lucky Pierre. I will be waiting.... Edited May 8, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The Lemons are on the roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) The Lemons are on the roll! Domi, Lemon Party needs a Queen mother. For your application we would only require a picture of your feet. Bonus points for heels. Edited May 11, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Damn, I am about 80 years too young! hey, do you guys have a sister <Lime Guild> for a total luluout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 We do have a sister guild! It's <Lululemon Party>. They don't pvp as much. Instead, they pretty much just go around fleet telling people how spiritual they've become, and how they have eliminated gluten from their diets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Gluten, puh. We need yoga pants! Classic Jedi Robes, my sweet b! My sweet b demands YOGA PANTS! Need to merge with the <Pants Party> and get the petition going. Or SWTOR is gonna die, I tell ya, DIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Looking for a competent healer to join our ranks. In return for joining, you get to queue with two tryhard reg dps'ers who will actually peel for you! Sometimes, da homie vedkro will even get on his tank and tank for you, guard swaps and everything! Still not convinced? Checkout these testamonials: "My two favorite dps to play with. They seem like they are both pretty handsome in real life as well." - hottie "I've never felt as safe as when Blubbernugget wraps his guard around me. It's so-warm." - so-low "please stop whispering me. i have no idea who you are" - vara Edited May 19, 2015 by Jimmajamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Wow, you guys actually exist. I saw the Guild tag on Ilum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmajamma Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Like a 69% chance that was me. You should've said hai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomiSotto Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Looking at your sig toons, you are 100% correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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