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<Lemon Party> PVP guild now recruiting!


Jimmajamma

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Newly formed imperial PVP guild looking to recruit. Please fill out questionnaire if interested.

 

How long have you been playing this game?

What experience do you have in ranked pvp?

What would make you a good addition to this guild?

What's your perfect Sunday like?

If you could be any woodland creature, which would you be and why?

You have 8 balls the same size; 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?

Do you prefer clean shaven, landing strip, or 70's bush?

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Do you know how to drive stickshift? Would you be willing to learn?

What do you bench? Squat?

Are you all about that bass or that treble?

Have you ever built anything with your bare hands (sandwiches do not count)?

Have you ever contracted an STD?

Do you own more than one suit?

Do you prefer Sunny D or purple stuff?

What is the most selfless thing you have ever done? the most selfish?

What was the last concert you attended?

Better movie: Empire Strikes Back or Pootie Tang?

Gas or charcoal?

Finish this famous line from a rap song: gapped teeth in ya mouth so ______________

Would you donate a kidney to me if I needed one? A lung?

What is the correct way to make a Martini?

Can you quote the movie Top Gun in its entirity? If no, what percentage?

What is the most you have paid for sex? The least?

Are you gainfully employed?

Do you still live at home? __ yes __ no**

What is the longest relationship you have ever been in?

Which word in this sentence is mispelled?

Explain to me the difference between a piano and a fish?

 

If selected, a F2F interview will be required. You will be responsible for covering travel expenses, and possibly the cost of lunch. If we live in the same city then you are definitely buying lunch.

 

- Bronson

 

** your parent's garage counts as home

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Gladias I would love to have you in me....errr.....i mean...in my guild. I have been looking to invite you, but never see you on. Do you even play anymore?

 

AHAHA! I'll just enter both? >:) Yeah I do but mostly team ranked, I got the solo rating I want on my mains, and now I just screw around on alts but I don't take it too seriously. Doesn't help that most of the competitive team ranked isn't on Harbinger. I'll hit you up next time I see you on :rak_01:

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Lemon Party has its second member! Looking for a third.

 

Also, if you agree to buy us either the Tatooine guild stronghold, or a guild ship, you can automatically bypass the screening process and become an officer. Even if you are a gypsy. or French.

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We're currently looking for a running back for our all-star Hutt ball team.

 

To apply for this position you must rate your ability to dance on a scale of 1- platypus

(if it's around badger to captain crunch we'll be in touch)

 

Calm down little buddy. I'll handle recruitment posts going forward.

 

That being said, as our huttball running back you would be required to change your char name to Emmitt-sith. Not debatable.

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This was epic... where do I apply?

 

During the next full moon, we will duel on the +10 Endurance datacron platform on Makeb. Best of 1.

 

If you win, you are in.

 

If you lose, you are still in (we only have 3 members so we need the numbers), but will hold the guild rank of Lucky Pierre.

 

I will be waiting....

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We do have a sister guild! It's <Lululemon Party>. They don't pvp as much. Instead, they pretty much just go around fleet telling people how spiritual they've become, and how they have eliminated gluten from their diets.
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Looking for a competent healer to join our ranks. In return for joining, you get to queue with two tryhard reg dps'ers who will actually peel for you! Sometimes, da homie vedkro will even get on his tank and tank for you, guard swaps and everything!

 

Still not convinced? Checkout these testamonials:

 

"My two favorite dps to play with. They seem like they are both pretty handsome in real life as well." - hottie

 

"I've never felt as safe as when Blubbernugget wraps his guard around me. It's so-warm." - so-low

 

"please stop whispering me. i have no idea who you are" - vara

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