Your favorite quotes from the game

[JFrombaugh]

What are some of your favorite quotes from this game?

 

I haven't played every class yet, but here are some of mine:

 

Player Character:

"I just saved the GALAXY you idiot!" - Jedi Knight, after Lord Scourge criticizes you for saving one of your companions

"Who built this place...the lowest bidder?!" (as the Maekeb earthquake shelter is collapsing)

"I didn't know there was some kind of time limit on daring rescues."

 

NPCs:

"C'mon, you know how I feel about corpses in mah workspace..." -Tatooine ambassador guy

"That is the expected response, Black Bisector. Why exhaust respiratory functions on it?"

"And when Alderaan falls to the Empire and our people are sold into slavery? Who will judge me then?!" -King Boris Ulgo

"Steal from your troops, spend your maintanence budget on ordering Alderaanian wine, but it doesn't matter, because some wandering Jedi will come along and save you."

"This is a restricted area. There have been no security breaches for the past 111,325 days."

 

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Edited November 24, 2014 by JFrombaugh

[Essence_of_Light]

I've been recently replaying the Smuggler story (love that 12x XP) so it is still fresh in my mind.

 

Minor storyline spoilers for Smuggler Ch. 1.

 

Risha: No one has ever come as close to finding Nok Drayan's riches, as we are now. How will you spend all that reward when you finally get it?

 

Smuggler: I was thinking that I might hire an army of wookiees.

 

 

And all of this conversation:

Edited November 24, 2014 by Essence_of_Light

[NogueiraA]

"you piece of trash" -> last boss from Cademimu.

[The-Kaitou-Kid]

One of the funniest lines I've seen in the game was the smuggler on Makeb saying to some hacked droids "If you hear shooting and explosions, it's just a drill... and if anyone tells you it's not a drill, that's a drill too." I was dying of laughter after that one 'cause the droids were totally fine with it. Amazing stuff.

[that_Spartan_IV]

*Jedi waves hand* You will put down your weapons and surrender.

*My Bounty Hunter waves hand* You will realize what a complete idiot you are.

[Rankyn]

"If your daughter returns in less than pristine condition, don't blame me."

[DarthNevrohs]

Mine are from the sith trainers:

 

"Remember, peace is a lie"

"The force is a weapon, I will show you how to wield it"

[DogeDandolo]

Inquisitor: "How do you know I'm not a colicoid?"

Leading to: "So how do I become a colicoid?"

 

Inquisitor: "I just exploded and rendered your master unconscious. You do NOT want to test my patience."

 

Corruptor Zero: "You won't win. You are not allowed to win!"

 

Trooper, upon receiving their ship: "You're the best CO ever."

 

Darth Jadus: "I believe in the democratisation of fear."

[Berntk]

Smuggler to HK-51, "Alright Sunshine, let's hear it" in comp conversation.

[Khantalas]

"Yeah, I love you. Tell anyone I said that and I'll bite your tongue off."

[Darth_Wicked]

Some of mine, which I had on my signature once or twice:

My family is True Sith. My only passions are integrity and honor.

Alas, it is the Hutt Empire that will receive Makeb's bounty. My people will no longer be mocked as we are envied. We will not be criminals... but kings.

My "vision" is of an Empire ready to fight across the battlefield of life. That is all I require.

My charms are legion.

There is no death. There is only the Force -- And I am its Master.

The six herald rebirth. Of power... order... domination.

I am dead... and reborn, over and over. Jedi... Sith... many lifetimes.

I've saved the Republic twice before -- I've fought Mandalores and armies of the dark side. You won't stop me.

There are many more but these are the ones that came up first.

[JojoKildare]

"There's no better sight than enemies running from a gassed-out cave into your waiting gunfire....except for maybe sunrises, but for that you have to get up early" ~ NPC trooper on Balmorra

[DarthDymond]

Take Khem Val into a certain cantina/casino:

Khem: "I have an excellent Sabacc face. ...That was a joke, I hate sabacc."

 

Spoiler for JK Storyline:

 

Jedi Knight: "If you kill everyone in the galaxy, you'll be Emperor of nothing. What's the point of all this?"

 

The Emperor: "You discern a fraction of reality. Beyond these stars exist other galaxies, other worlds, other beings. I will experience or ignore them as I wish. I will spend eternity becoming everything: a farmer, an artist, a simple man. When the last living thing in the universe finally dies, I will enjoy peace and wait for the cycle to begin again."

 

[ImmortalLowlife]

My favorite quote is from HK when he says "you're already dead, just lay down!"

[NSStember]

Alderaan NPC: "I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the empire!"

[dibeve]

"And here I thought it was a shiny wookiee on stilts wearing turbo lasers for a hat!" -the mayor from a small town on Makeb in response to her aide telling her a droid had attacked them.

[JediQuaker]

"Don't make me use this lightsaber!" - Guss Tuno

[Technohic]

"Don't make me use this lightsaber!" - Guss Tuno

 

LOL That reminds me of the one he makes when you are on the holo with the jedi and you tell her you have reason not to trust jedi. Can't remember the entire conversation but it lead to more Guss gold.

[Horacio]

"Don't make me use this lightsaber!" - Guss Tuno

 

Pretty much anything Gus says is amusing.

 

"I heal you with Jedi power!"

 

"Maybe not so much fighting today"

 

"Pretty sure you won't die"

 

Was playing with my wife's Sorc on Makeb a while back and she had the conversation. She abandons some enemy to die and just tells them something like "I don't have time to kill you so I'm going to leave you here and let the cave in do it. Goodbye" Just the way she says "goodbye", so casually makes it awesome.

 

And anything the quest giver for the Republic says out in Tatooine in the Dune Sea. Its the same dude who voices Whatburger commercials (a local Texas fast food joint) Makes me hungry when I do a quest for him.

[LyraineAlei]

That Baras scream. "I CAN NOT BREAK HIM!"

 

Option One: "Wow. Nice lungs."

Option Two: "I can feel your anger, master." "A deaf, blind, comatose lobotomy patient could feel my anger!"

Option Three: "Is there a problem?" "Who would ASK such a STUPID question?"

 

Hands down, best conversation in the game.

 

Any time the SI is asked how they or someone did something. "Well first there was a .... Then a ..."

Quelling Lord Kallig, "First there a magnet, and then I took a chance cube..."

How Zash "killed" Skotia, "First she had a droid, and then a wig..." Those are the ones I can remember properly.

 

 

Jedi Master's attempt to use the Force on the Jedi. "You will realize what an idiot you are." Preceded by this awesome 'can ya believe this guy?' look being traded between Mako and BH.

 

Smuggler on Ord Mantell: [Lie] "By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base!" (Made even better by the fact that I generally play non-human smugglers and Ord apparently doesn't have any alien population. Cathar was great.)

 

"Alright, I'll be Supreme Chancellor, and you can be the head of the military." Kira conversation line.

 

"Hire an army of Wookiees." [Corso trips, later Bowdaar is seen following slightly behind]

 

Giving Skavak Bothan Nether-Rot on his identity files. Even better if the Smuggler is male. Doesn't seem to stick, which is a shame.

 

"I have some items in my closet that... Aren't quite regulation standard." [beat, AKA loading response] "What you wear off duty is not my concern, sir." F!Trooper flirting with Jorgan.

 

But that Baras Scream... Can't beat that anywhere so far.

[DarthDymond]

That Baras scream. "I CAN NOT BREAK HIM!"

 

Option One: "Wow. Nice lungs."

Option Two: "I can feel your anger, master." "A deaf, blind, comatose lobotomy patient could feel my anger!"

Option Three: "Is there a problem?" "Who would ASK such a STUPID question?"

 

Hands down, best conversation in the game.

Reminds me of another gem from around that point in the SW story (he really does have some great ones):

 

<Facing down a dozen enemies or so>

Sith Warrior: "I'm going to kill you, and eat you all raw!"

...

Enemy: "So you really mean to eat us if you kill us?"

SW: "Sure. Don't you eat what you kill?"

...

<If you take the neutral choice and let them run scared>

...

Ally: "Can't believe they bought a bluff like that"

SW: "That was no bluff."

Edited November 24, 2014 by DarthDymond

[agamemnon-]

Sith Inquisitor: "Yawn."

 

Bounty Hunter: "Don't leave me hanging."

 

Gus Tuni, after you meet Master Sumalee and you tell her you've been burned by false jedi in the past: "I already said I was sorry. What more do you want, flowers?"

[HazardousMatt]

Some Random Guard to the Sith Warrior: "You're about to see what two squads of the Republic's finest looks like."

Sith Warrior: "You're about to see what two squads of the Republic's deadest looks like."

 

Bounty Hunter to NPC: "If anyone asks, tell them you were dead when I got here." Followed of course, by a blaster shot.

[Dras_Keto]

*Jedi waves hand* You will put down your weapons and surrender.

*My Bounty Hunter waves hand* You will realize what a complete idiot you are.

 

Thread over after 5 posts. Nifty.

[Eanelinea]

Kaliyo on Nar Shaddaa to some random NPC: Hey ugly, pay you 20 credits to lick my feet! *to agent* Lend me 20 credits, he said he'll do it. (The VERY first time I played my agent and heard this I laughed myself sick and then wondered if I actually had to give her the 20 credits)

 

Any time my inquisitor answers with YAWN.

 

The fact that every single npc in my smuggler's class story treated her like she had the IQ of a turnip, before she shot them in the *** and showed she was actually smart, thank you very much.

 

Overhearing my husband sith warrior while doing Vette's companion story on Nar Shaddaa and speaking to the lead stripper "I'm here for a job. I'd look great in the outfit." Or along those lines.

 

Same convo as above, but on my female sith warrior. "Hang on, why not women? We're all adults here."

 

Whenever Vector says 'An enemy defeated; somewhat to our surprise." He's got 39k hp, is wearing 180 comm gear, etc, and he's surprised he whooped an enemy's ***.