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Bioware a bit quiet recently?


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DOOOOOM!!! Thegameisdeadandeverythingsucksandswgwasbetterandwildstarisawesomeandtheserversaremeptyandpvpisunbalancedandbiowaredoesntknowwhattheyredoingandpopulationsaredroppingandqueuesarentpoppingandwedonthaveenoughcontentandthereareothergamesand DOOOOOM!!!!

 

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There were actually some interesting ideas in there, lol. And in 3.5 years, the game would have been up for what, 6 years? Put that with the 5 years of development and it wouldn't be unreasonable for them to want to move to a newer engine. It may have been discussed, even. That being said, I doubt it will happen. I hope it doesn't. I love the look of the game and I'm not as keen on frostbite as most seem to be.

 

That post is awfully detailed for a troll post. I suspect it's stuff that was heard second or third hand and contains both truth and things that are not. Some of it sounds possible and other parts sound more like things that might be thrown out there in a brainstorming session then dismissed.

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There were actually some interesting ideas in there, lol. And in 3.5 years, the game would have been up for what, 6 years? Put that with the 5 years of development and it wouldn't be unreasonable for them to want to move to a newer engine. It may have been discussed, even. That being said, I doubt it will happen. I hope it doesn't. I love the look of the game and I'm not as keen on frostbite as most seem to be.

 

That post is awfully detailed for a troll post. I suspect it's stuff that was heard second or third hand and contains both truth and things that are not. Some of it sounds possible and other parts sound more like things that might be thrown out there in a brainstorming session then dismissed.

 

It's called "Fan-Fiction".

 

In that case though, he provided some elaborate(?) background in order to garner more attention from fellow Reddit users, thus gaining more feedback.

 

Good on him when you think of it.

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