Fluffyburrito Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Step 1: Pick a side and a title for your thread. Anti-Bioware: Key words: "SUCKS", "disappointment", "fix", "now", "unsubscribed", "quit", "stupid", "Bioware", "To Bioware", "Dare Bioware", "tuna fish sandwich". Pro Bioware: "Thanks!", "haters ______ but....", "great", "why does everyone hate", "fan", "don't understand why people...", "just wanted to say", "Nicholas Cage". There is no in-between. You cannot be both a fan and disappointed with a certain aspect in the game. You must choose one. Step 2: Defend your post like a rabid wolverine. You must defend whatever you post. Responses must be 1-3 paragraphs minimum, using large phrases you learned from PHL 151 class. It doesn't even matter if you said the correct argument, calling someone's post a "red herring" or "strawman" will sound so impressive that they will bend to your will. Nobody is right. Remember this. Only you are right. If they think they are in the right, they are trolling. Proceed to call them thus. Against Pro Bioware keywords: "Rich", "rabid fanboy", "fanboy", Revan fanboy", "Bioware fanboy", "fan fanboy", "troll", "dumb", "hand-holding", "jelly". Against anit-Bioware keywords: "Special snowflake", "entitled", "troll", "downer", "why are you playing", "idiot", "easily swayed", "drone", "mindless", "herbivore". Remember, you don't have to know what it even means, as long as the words you use sound offensive enough to win the argument. You don't have to make sense, you just have to make someone angry. Step 3: Ensure the thread accomplishes nothing. Just when it looks like someone may agree with your point or that people are starting to get along, you must dig your feet in. You must keep the thread going on as long as possible to get the "last word". Above all else, every general discussion thread you make must accomplish nothing. It must be as offensive as possible, and you must pick a side. I hope this helps people new to GD who may be confused, good luck out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Thank you for this insightful guide! I knew I was doing it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayelinna Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Thank you SO much! This will help me a lot! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffyburrito Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 Thank you for this insightful guide! I knew I was doing it wrong! According to this thread, I must disagree. Your slippery slope reveals you to be nothing more than an entitled herbavoire snowflake sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 According to this thread, I must disagree. Your slippery slope reveals you to be nothing more than an entitled herbavoire snowflake sandwich. Wait...I think I might be able to do this... That's such a terrible argument, you don't even believe it! Clearly a straw man eating a red herring...er...something like that. Oh... (nearly forgot the winky face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Wait...I think I might be able to do this... That's such a terrible argument, you don't even believe it! Clearly a straw man eating a red herring...er...something like that. Oh... (nearly forgot the winky face) Your unprovoked and vile attack on the OP is utterly disgusting! Clearly, indeed, one needs the shrubbery first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordArtemis Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Lol tongue firmly placed in cheek I see. Id does seem like moderate opinions, praise from those that still do not care for the title or criticism from fans tends to get ignored more often than not by the community. It also seems bickering is becoming more prevalent recently after dying down quite a bit. I suppose it comes and goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno_Tarshil Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 OP, You're ridiculous and this thread is ridiculous. I mean people paying cartel coins for food to eat is flippin' ridiculous and another thing why the heck do I not have full 72 gear upon reaching level 10? Did I do it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Your unprovoked and vile attack on the OP is utterly disgusting! Clearly, indeed, one needs the shrubbery first! Trolling trollishness!! Trolly trolly trolly! Entitled hater of...er something? What side am I on? I forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffyburrito Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 OP, You're ridiculous and this thread is ridiculous. I mean people paying cartel coins for food to eat is flippin' ridiculous and another thing why the heck do I not have full 72 gear upon reaching level 10? Did I do it right? No, Revan-drone! You are not doing this right at all! Only I can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno_Tarshil Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 How dare you call me a Revan-Drone! I didn't want Revan's outfit to be changed in-game and yet the bioware fanbois had to complain about it looking like a bantha's rear end and changed it! WHERE'S MY REFUND OF 600 CARTEL COINS BIOWARE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superman_AZ Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I would disagree with the OP, but according to the OP I would be violating the rules... and myself, and would have to report myself. So in the interest of not reporting myself, I will agree and say THANKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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