Infernixx Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 (edited) ...if the little X-70 pet has little Imperial Agents in them? ...why Wompa arms don't come off when in combat with Jedi/Sith? ...about the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? It's luke warm. ...if you took Scorpio's parts and put them into the Ship Droid, would it kill you in your sleep? ...if Cathar ships come with enormous litter boxes? ...if Ewoks are a breed of midget Wookie? ...about how Imperial Agents end up with a crew of 4 girl companions, one old man and a bug-fixated dude? WTB girl-on-girl flirting for Imperial agents. ...why none of the space ships around have bathrooms or showers? ...if your companions talk about you while you're offline? ...why some Enhancements with different names come with the same stats? ...why the Commando in the Hope trailer throws down his weapon two different times, preferring to attack a Sith Lord with his bare hands and a knife? At least the second time, he brought a High Explosive grenade to a Force fight. ...what a Sandperson looks like under all those rags? I think it's a really angry Jawa. ...what you would get if SCORPIO and HK-51 had a droid baby? It's the Death Star. ...why they have a Light Side vendor in Imperial territory and a Dark Side vendor in Republic territory? Doesn't that seem rather counter productive? Edited March 28, 2013 by Infernixx
Klarick Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 I laughed. I laughed out loud! Thanks for sharing.
Pscyon Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 (edited) ...if Cathar ships come with enormous litter boxes? It keeps me up at night. ...why Wompa arms don't come off when in combat with Jedi/Sith? Actually, now I -do- wonder, since someone pointed out the other day that a Mature rating is not needed for dismemberment. It's not Star Wars if someone doesn't lose their hand. ...why some Enhancements with different names come with the same stats? It's really really really annoying, being an artificer and all. As to why? Someone messed up and it's never been fixed, like so many other bugs ...why the Commando in the Hope trailer throws down his weapon two different times, preferring to attack a Sith Lord with his bare hands and a knife? My theory is that he's a complete and utter idiot. Which kinda fits what with him being just some grunt and all. Edited March 28, 2013 by Pscyon
Rankyn Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 ....why they have a Light Side vendor in Imperial territory and a Dark Side vendor in Republic territory? Doesn't that seem rather counter productive?Just because the Jedi Council pays me to do their bidding doesn't mean I'm not filled with a tremendous amount of hate.
RixoFutu Posted March 29, 2013 Posted March 29, 2013 IMy theory is that he's a complete and utter idiot. Which kinda fits what with him being just some grunt and all. Umm, Jace Malcolm is Supreme Commander, not just some grunt.
Skodan Posted March 29, 2013 Posted March 29, 2013 ...what a Sandperson looks like under all those rags? I think it's a really angry Jawa. It's actually two, one is standing on the other's shoulders
_biddan_ Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 It's actually two, one is standing on the other's shoulders this xD ^
AlaricSevGirl Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 This is frakking hilarious! Awesome thread guys.
KinCharBamin Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 ...why none of the space ships around have bathrooms or showers? Maybe that's what the Escape Hatch is for!
AlrikFassbauer Posted April 2, 2013 Posted April 2, 2013 ... What might be the Jedi equivalent to these "hate management" sounds ("harrrggnnnn !") I often hear from Sith in the PvP games ?
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