HellbirdIV Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 In my headcanon, Talos Drellik secretly has a crush on my SI and is waiting for the right moment tor reveal it to her. Funny, in my headcanon Talos is too married to his work to even understand the concept of romance or attraction. I like him more that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) In my headcanon: Vette and Jaesa have super-secret slumber parties that involve pillow fights and "experimenting" just to spite their sexually repressed Sith Lord and Master. Quinn spies on these and posts videos on the Holonet. Skadge is an active paying subscriber to Quinn's videos. Torian is secretly a Beleiber. And it is very unwise to feed Blizz after midnight or give him baths. Very unwise. Qyzen, in truth, lost his eye when he told Kira Karsen her robes made her butt look fat. Aric was a Coruscanti stripper before he became a space marine and in an alternate universe becomes Jorgen Von Strangle. Edited September 3, 2012 by Malles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 In my headcanon: Vette and Jaesa have super-secret slumber parties that involve pillow fights and "experimenting" just to spite their sexually repressed Sith Lord and Master. Quinn spies on these and posts videos on the Holonet. Qyzen, in truth, lost his eye when he told Kira Karsen her robes made her butt look fat. Aric was a Coruscanti stripper before he became a space marine and in an alternate universe becomes Jorgen Von Strangle. this is now my headcanon too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 In my headcanon: Vette and Jaesa have super-secret slumber parties that involve pillow fights and "experimenting" just to spite their sexually repressed Sith Lord and Master. Quinn spies on these and posts videos on the Holonet. Skadge is an active paying subscriber to Quinn's videos. Torian is secretly a Beleiber. And it is very unwise to feed Blizz after midnight or give him baths. Very unwise. Qyzen, in truth, lost his eye when he told Kira Karsen her robes made her butt look fat. Aric was a Coruscanti stripper before he became a space marine and in an alternate universe becomes Jorgen Von Strangle. Vette and Jaesa..... I'll be in my bunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Well, glad to see this thread has returned In my headcanon, my Imperial Agent has a permanent scowl on his face, but he once smiled. The result was reality being broken and setting itself back to the time before he smiled. In my headcanon, Blizz gets glomped by ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 In my headcanon, Blizz gets glomped by ladies. i'm pretty sure that's regular canon, cause well i glomp people's blizz's all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 i'm pretty sure that's regular canon, cause well i glomp people's blizz's all the time My Blizz is untouched unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 My Blizz is untouched unfortunately. i'll touch your blizz <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 i'll touch your blizz <3 If only we were on the same server Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malles Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 i'll touch your blizz <3 The FBI called asking to talk to you, something about a watch list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Same. In my headcanon, everyone screams like a little girl when the Dread Masters do "Fear", except for my Sith Warrior, Bounty Hunter, and Imperial Agent. In my headcanon, Baras always has a cookie in his hand no matter what he is doing. It would work well in a few of the cut scenes actually. When he's torturing the Jedi and yells out "why can't I break you!!!" "I think it's stale" Headcannon: Walking in on him going cookie monster styles on a plate of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW... The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie. Through Pie, I gain Calories. Through Calories, I gain Fat. Through Fat, I gain Girth. Through Girth, my Belt is broken. The Recliner Shall Free Me! Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW... The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie. Through Pie, I gain Calories. Through Calories, I gain Fat. Through Fat, I gain Girth. Through Girth, my Belt is broken. The Recliner Shall Free Me! Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death. I can see another thread being created about Darth Baras fat jokes lol Darth Baras doesn't have a seat on the dark council, he has two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW... The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie. Through Pie, I gain Calories. Through Calories, I gain Fat. Through Fat, I gain Girth. Through Girth, my Belt is broken. The Recliner Shall Free Me! Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death. I made a very similar variant to that awhile ago Cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight. Through weight, I gain body mass. Through body mass, my belt is broken. The couch shall set me free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgani Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I can see another thread being created about Darth Baras fat jokes lol Darth Baras doesn't have a seat on the dark council, he has two... I snerked. We need this thread asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) I snerked. We need this thread asap. http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?p=5123105#post5123105 Edited September 5, 2012 by Ardim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crezelle Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 in my headcanon, that little cask on my tauntaun ram's back is full of hooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 in my headcanon, that little cask on my tauntaun ram's back is full of hooch In MY headcanon, Blizz's backpack is full of hooch already. He supplies my BH before PvP matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhsokaTanorules Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Whenever I bring out Raina Temple, Rusk, Bowdaar, Zenith, Iresso, Jaesa, Yuun, Torian, Blizz, Mako or Xalek as my companion, Stone Cold Steve Austin suddenly appears in the background, lying on his back and holding a mike with his eyes closed going "BORRRRRIIIINGGGG!!!!!! BORRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 In my headcanon, Darth Baras looks like Cartman under his mask... owait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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