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Mythbusting

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Today, I looked around at my WZ and felt that we're missing something.

 

Something small, creepy, and puntable.

 

Could the answer be... Ewoks?

 

Bear with me...

1. Ewok Consular pebbles renamed/recolored as "Care Bear stare"

2. Force push (or pull) + ewok + Huttball = the ultimate touchdown goodness.

3. Droid-as-god means someone will actually like the ship droid

4. Marauding, godless killing machines add much-needed 'edge' to Republic

5. Da Super Fans

 

In case you find this unbearable, or perhaps even overbearing: these fuzz midgets of doom need not be player-operated. I'd also accept a planet full of NPC teddies. Ideally with cliffs. And a fire pit. The bare necessities will do, however.

 

Thank you for letting me bare my soul.

 

Note: the option to slaughter Gungans would be an acceptable alternative, provided none are voice acted.

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