Xeta Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Couldn't find a joke thread, so I'll make one. I'll start with my awful puns... What's Lord Silthar's favorite internet browser? ...Mos Ila Firefox What's Darth Revan's favorite song? ..."Rakghouls in Taris" - Jay-Z and Kanye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfishnow Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 What's the difference between the Republic and a bucket of Bantha poo? The bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reanimato Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Darth Baras' force code: Cake is a lie,there is only pie through pie i gain calories through calories i gain fat through fat my belt shall be broken the recliner will free me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenedus Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Darth Baras' force code: Cake is a lie,there is only pie through pie i gain calories through calories i gain fat through fat my belt shall be broken the recliner will free me. ok this one made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costantino Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Darth Baras' force code: Cake is a lie,there is only pie through pie i gain calories through calories i gain fat through fat my belt shall be broken the recliner will free me. You sir...are a genius. /clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictorVinoda Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Darth Baras' force code: Cake is a lie,there is only pie through pie i gain calories through calories i gain fat through fat my belt shall be broken the recliner will free me. there is no excuses, there is laziness. there is no fat, there is the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 TOR characters' greatest fears: Overseer Harkun: Parents' Evening at the Sith Academy. "I electrocuted little Tommy with Force Lightning to stretch him because he's such a gifted pupil!" T7: Tin openers. C2-N2: That players will talk to each other and find out that he's moonlighting as ship droid on every ship in the fleet to earn extra wages. That's why he's useless- he's knackered! The Dark Council: That the Dark Council Chamber will run out of tea and chocolate hob-nobs mid-way through a council session. Corso Riggs: Suffers from a pathological phobia of Jawas, beards, and Risha's toecaps. Vette: Is scared someone will find out that when they're both on crafting missions for their respective players, she and Khem Val meet up and book a little hotel room somewhere. He likes her to wear leather and whip him, she likes him to call her 'Mistress Death', and beg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahnyaGnorc Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Couldn't find a joke thread, so I'll make one. I'll start with my awful puns... What's Lord Silthar's favorite internet browser? ...Mos Ila Firefox What's Darth Revan's favorite song? ..."Rakghouls in Taris" - Jay-Z and Kanye I'd hope Revan had better taste in music, and it should be "Rakghouls of Taris" by Warren Zevon. "Light Side and Dark" by Black Sabbath (with Ronnie James Dio singing) "The Memory Doesn't Remain" by Metallica "The Wreck of the Endar Spire" by Gordon Lightfoot among others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Why female Jedi Consular get so few flirts compared with anybody else in the game and/or universe: Most men just don't see the playful, 'playing hard to get' side of high-impact gravel to the face. A Jedi Guardian and a Sith Juggernaut sight each other on opposite sides of the field of battle. {FORCE-LEAP} {FORCE-LEAP} {FORCE-MID-AIR-COLLISION-CLANG} {FORCE-FALL-TO-GROUND-IN-DAZED-HEAP} Revan is merely resting. He's pining for the fjords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikilicious Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Vette: Is scared someone will find out that when they're both on crafting missions for their respective players, she and Khem Val meet up and book a little hotel room somewhere. He likes her to wear leather and whip him, she likes him to call her 'Mistress Death', and beg. I lol'd at this one. I always though Mako and Gault did soemthing like this while Torian and I were out fighting... But I have one for Skadge: Skadge enjoys a secret life. When sent on crew skills, he goes out to cantinas Nar Shadaa (or any cantinas on any planet for that matter) dressed in a Slave Dancer's outfit, a wig, and terrible makeup. He dances the nigth away with Huttese guards. Edited March 5, 2012 by Kikilicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meira_Arirai Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) Revan is merely resting. He's pining for the fjords. I just snorted wine out of my nose. In other news, Star Wars in-universe pickup lines? One possibility that I imagined Doc trying out on my Sentinel: "You must be a devotee of Juyo, the way of the Vornskr. Why? Because that *** has me paralyzed." Edited March 5, 2012 by Meira_Arirai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediRickwood Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Heh couple of these made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkastio Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Warning, Chuck Norris joke incoming. Did you know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars? He played he Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_ Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 - Dark the other side is. - Shut up Yoda, and eat your toast like everyone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meira_Arirai Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Warning, Chuck Norris joke incoming. Did you know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars? He played he Force. It's the wrong timeline, but Kyle Katarn facts are a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddygram Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 - Dark the other side is. - Shut up Yoda, and eat your toast like everyone else! I admit it. I lol'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I might make the Darth Baras thing my sig omg so funny! But here's one. Mako's Biggest Fear: That I'll find out that she's cheating on me with Skadge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsion Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Things that Yoda would say in bed: "You like the little green thing don't you?" "Bend over and show me your dark side." "Feel the force!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 *walks into the room* *Looks around at the gathered audience, grabs the mic* Jar Jar. *Holds the mic out in front of her and drops it to the ground* *exits stage left* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Bioware should look at this thread and somehow implement it ingame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creptman Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Darth Baras' force code: Cake is a lie,there is only pie through pie i gain calories through calories i gain fat through fat my belt shall be broken the recliner will free me. I'm 99% Sure you got this from someone's Signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urothefox Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 What part of Italy are Sand People from? Tuskeny What’s Lando Calrissian’s favorite band? The Bespin Doctors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddygram Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 What cereal do Jedi eat for breakfast? Symbi-oats! *I swear I was not impaired when I made that up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsawaMitaka Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Two Sith walk into a bar. Everyone dies. Edited March 14, 2012 by IsawaMitaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 What's a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Canoli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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