FAvole Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I'll begin. Combat Medic: "Oops, wrong ammo, sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRogueShadow Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Republic squadron: ù.ú) - Where's that specialist?! We need surpressing fire NOW! (explosion) 0.0) - What the...??? (man running on the battlefield links up with the squadron) o.o) - Commando unit 23-Delta here to assist, SIR! 0.0) - Trooper... where's your armor? o.o) - we're called "commandos" for a reason sir. ._.) - ... Edited December 13, 2011 by TheRogueShadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidlYboy Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Republic squadron: ù.ú) - Where's that specialist?! We need surpressing fire NOW! (explosion) 0.0) - What the...??? (man running on the battlefield links up with the squadron) o.o) - Commando unit 23-Delta here to assist, SIR! 0.0) - Trooper... where's your armor? o.o) - we're called "commandos" for a reason sir. ._.) - ... This one is actually really good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeganKing Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DariusCalera Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 That's right baby, it takes two hands to hold my cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaceen Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html nice necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPlus Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Republic squadron: ù.ú) - Where's that specialist?! We need surpressing fire NOW! (explosion) 0.0) - What the...??? (man running on the battlefield links up with the squadron) o.o) - Commando unit 23-Delta here to assist, SIR! 0.0) - Trooper... where's your armor? o.o) - we're called "commandos" for a reason sir. ._.) - ... Hmmmm... I don't get it... "we're called "commandos" for a reason sir"... ummmmm, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthPolarBear Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Going commando is also a slang term for going outside without any underwear on, its a play on words it was quite funny actually made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPlus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Going commando is also a slang term for going outside without any underwear on, its a play on words it was quite funny actually made me laugh! Ahhh! I get it now! Thanks for the explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytea Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 "Hey sergeant, what's this button here for..." ***BOOM*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishihadaname Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 The Trooper Code: There is no emotion, there is the spare clip There is no ignorance, there is the stealth scan There is no passion, except for my cannon There is chaos. Lots and lots of chaos. There is no fear, there is firepower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoyobear Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Jedi: May the Force be with you. Commando: Who needs the force when I have ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lachryphage Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Going commando is also a slang term for going outside without any underwear on, its a play on words it was quite funny actually made me laugh! So how did they know he wasn't wearing underwear? Do our helmets have x-ray vision mode? If the guy was totally naked then that's not going commando, it's streaking. The "joke" made no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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