Lexandrous Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Reporting in, sir! Rakghoul stole my helmet sir, scared me white!" - Kaliyo Djannis I chuckled the first time I heard this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Khem: "Killiks taste especially good." This has definitely been posted before, but it bears repeating (Inq Balmorra, if you kill the supply officer's son): Supply Officer: What possible reason could you have for killing my son?! (looks so funny when he make this whole gesture like "what the f*ck, man?") Inquisitor: I wanted to see what pattern his blood would make on the wall. Batsh*t Sith is batsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Make sure to visit every territory with Kira on Coruscant. She has several funny remarks ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzzaFuzza Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Not really a line, but it is worthy. Near the Act 2 Finale for the Smuggler, you take a trip to Port Nowhere. When you show up and start the conversation, a different sequence plays depending on which companion you have out at the time. If you have Bowdaar out, after making Wookie noises at it, he hurls a droid bartender across the room before the conversation begins. I lost it and had to restart the convo just to watch it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathemagica Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Might have been posted before, but anyway: Thana Vesh: If you hunt in my territory again, I'll kill you. Female Bounty Hunter: Is it because I have skill, or because I'm actually able to look good using them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandOfKane Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Forgot this one: on Hoth, there are two soldiers talking near Aurek base (Republic starting point). One is body type 1 and the other is body type 4 (both male). BT1 guy: Brrrrrr! Blasted cold, I don't think I can take much more of this. BT4 guy: Isn't any warmer where I'm standing. BT1 guy: Yeah but you've got all that, you know...extra padding. BT4 guy: What's that supposed to mean? BT1 guy: Eh, nothing. Don't mind me, it's just the cold talking. Edited April 22, 2014 by HandOfKane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I guarantee you this has been said already, but: Agent: I know something you don't. Jadus: What could that possibly be? Agent: I'm better looking then you'll ever be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid-szhite Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Dromund Kaas: Sith Archaeologist: "Ah, good! The Dark Council have sent a strong, hardy, fighting Sith to help me tame the ruins!" Player: "I'm just here to check the plumbing." Sith Archaeologist: "Of course. I've been ignored again. How stupid of me." Edited March 14, 2014 by Vid-szhite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I walk into a bar in Tatooine with my female slinger. NPC: "A Face like yours attracts a lot of attention in a place like this. You'll never have to buy yourself a drink." Then Corso replies: Corso: "Thanks, pal. I've always thought of myself as classically good-looking." This made me laugh! ahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortio Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Jedi tries to persuade my BH with the force and does this hand move. BH makes the same hand move and says: "You don't look stupid when you do that". Or something like that. I found it very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Jedi tries to persuade my BH with the force and does this hand move. BH makes the same hand move and says: "You don't look stupid when you do that". Or something like that. I found it very funny. no, no it's: "You will realize what a complete idiot you are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyreblade Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 There are simply too many to name only one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alverian Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 aahh damn I cant remember. Ill head over there to check it out "Don't mind my husband, he got shot in the leg and it made him stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerJediRanger Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) Did my smuggler and I was on Tatooine and I was at the end of my story line on it with the Sith and Jedi and when the Sith tried too force persuade me I choose the one worth no light side or dark side points and he was saying, from memory Me: "How often does that work?":cool: Sith:"Strong minded, you are no use to me." Then she went to do it to Bowdaar and I was like "Snap out of it!" Along those lines as best as I can remember. Made me laugh and giggle as I recall. Edited March 17, 2014 by PowerJediRanger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlildanniex Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) I just finished my Smuggler story on Belsavis. Just received the next part and this line I though was rather amusing. Smuggler: Is there a special "guilt" power in the Force? Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mum Edit: Just came across another as my smuggler pulled up to VossSmuggler: What, the whole planet follows a bunch of quacks? Edited March 22, 2014 by xlildanniex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerJediRanger Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I was on Tattooine again doing the bonus series and I ran into a quest where I said: Wait, there is a dry season on this planet? A bit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LingBa Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Tatooine bonus series, conversation between 2 Mandalorian NPCs: M1: you're kidding? You saw a sand person without his mask? M2: No kidding, he jumped me in the canyon and I took him down. Had a little look M1: So? How did he look? M2: Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 i forget how it goes but t7 mocking the imperial lieutenant on ord mantell Imperial Lieutenant, Name i forget rank Lieutenant, that's all your get out of me jedi scum after killing the lt. T7: Name i forget, Rank Lieutenant= non-funcational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i forget how it goes but t7 mocking the imperial lieutenant on ord mantell Imperial Lieutenant, Name i forget rank Lieutenant, that's all your get out of me jedi scum after killing the lt. T7: Name i forget, Rank Lieutenant= non-funcational His name was Marcovic. Also, I don't think he was mocking him, I think he was genuinely mournful, given the tone of his beeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyaDragon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Two of them, both Smuggler related - When we walk into the Chemworks factory to trigger the burnout: "Oh great, More swamp gas?! Oh that's great....I don't think I can hold my breath the whole time we're on Taris!" Oh Corso....You so silly. And when we go to that outpost for the Rakghoul serum, when the droid asked about symptoms: "I could go for a Nerf-Burger. Does that count?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Consular quest on Tatooine, after shielding the Jedi Master. Master Eriz: "You know, I almost wish you hadn't done that..." Tharan: "Of all the ungrateful, impudent! This Jedi saved your life!" The sheer outrage in Tharan's voice makes me LOL every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The new flashpoint on Korriban (Republic's attack) has an amusing line by the smuggler if they win the dialogue roll. Something like: "Yes, we get it: You're evil, this whole place is evil..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliJoe Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 The one that cracked me up was my BH taking down the Jedi target on the Great Hunt. The jedi does the hand wave manipulation, then my BH is all "I can do that too." (waves hand) hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 ...aaaaand won a dialogue choice with my scoundrel during Assault on Tython. Final boss. Something like: "If you wanted to play with the Jedi's toys, all you had to do was ask nicely. Now you're going to have to clean this all up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitalityPrime Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 On Balsavis with my Sith Inquisitor. After you fight Ellis Ruger the warden comms in and you have the option to imitate Ruger. "Roger That. This is Ellis Ruger. Wish I could help, but I'm busy dying for a worthless cause. Over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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