Solaras Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Sniper: "i love assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromez Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Another smuggler gem, just happened to me on the Taris bonus series. NPC: "This is the largest threat facing Taris. We need eyes in that rakghoul lair!" Smuggler: "Excellent idea. Just let me update my will." Lolled at this so much! :DDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 On Belsavis there's a tent in the first Imperial town where they're recruiting prisoners, it's not any particular line I find funny, it's the combination of the whole encounter. "Next! Your name?" "Kateo" "Lets see now. Ah, there you are. Killer Kateo. Killed an entire squad of republic commandos with... a shiv?" "That's me" "Someone get this man a blaster. Welcome to the Imperial Military" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 On Belsavis there's a tent in the first Imperial town where they're recruiting prisoners, it's not any particular line I find funny, it's the combination of the whole encounter. "Next! Your name?" "Kateo" "Lets see now. Ah, there you are. Killer Kateo. Killed an entire squad of republic commandos with... a shiv?" "That's me" "Someone get this man a blaster. Welcome to the Imperial Military" You forgot- "And if I can get you anything..maybe something dull and rusty... Just ask!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I have this body type 4 pink twi'lek male inquisitor. I was adoing flashpoints with my guildies and sudden my character said "I'm just here for the exercise" at the end dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDRC Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I have this body type 4 pink twi'lek male inquisitor. I was adoing flashpoints with my guildies and sudden my character said "I'm just here for the exercise" at the end dialogue. Exercise is so 2010, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 I have this body type 4 pink twi'lek male inquisitor. I was adoing flashpoints with my guildies and sudden my character said "I'm just here for the exercise" at the end dialogue. Thats... Kind of mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 New one I just found. Sith Inquisitor: I LOVE surprises. The way he just said it was so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinadu Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 After a mission turn in on Corellia, Republic side, Doctor Misar says: "I have not studied the Jedi clan in any detail, but I have heard your motto: May the floor be with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostalTwinkie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 bounty hunter class mission:jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bh: *waves hand* you're an idiot. hahahahahahahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rynis Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 During Jedi Guardian gameplay there was this little goofy looking creature and he said something like "May the floor be with you" or something...made me crack up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurynRezius Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space-debris than hand it over to the Empire!" ....aaawwwwkwaaaarrrd..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimca Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 This Rebel scum I just captured whom keeps opening his month about how great the republic is. I make him shut up with a series of shock from his slave colar ... yet he keeps talking. -Shock again? -I shock the poor Npc and said : "You got the brain of a Bantha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 No more repeats, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakkFrost Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 You can't help some repeats, the thread has gotten quite long, not everyone would want to read the whole thing before posting their own favorite. Besides, a thread like this is kind of like a poll, the more a line is repeated, the more people find it to be one of the funniest. Anyways, loving smuggler storyline, I think it was definitely intended to be the comic relief class of the game. Having been commissioned by the republic as a privateer to go after Imperial forces or take on tasks the republic assigns, and the republic will look the other way on any laws broken; "You got any targets in mind, or do I just fly around the galaxy shooting anything ugly?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSquirrel Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Orgus Din (JK story) to my character "If that thing eats us, you're fired." Edit: oh, and just about every other line in the BH story Edited March 16, 2012 by StarSquirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duduneco Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Jedi:*Waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender to me. Me:*Waves hand* You will realize what a complete idiot you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guancyto Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Lord Vivicar: "I sense your presence, Jedi..." Consular: "The docking shuttle didn't give it away?" I got a ton of Theran affection points for that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantrea Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 My favorite out of all my alts so far: Tanno Vik to female Trooper: "Don't be dense, boss. You're not nearly trashy enough for me. Besides, your species are as ugly as hutts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 You can't help some repeats, the thread has gotten quite long, not everyone would want to read the whole thing before posting their own favorite. Besides, a thread like this is kind of like a poll, the more a line is repeated, the more people find it to be one of the funniest. Anyways, loving smuggler storyline, I think it was definitely intended to be the comic relief class of the game. Having been commissioned by the republic as a privateer to go after Imperial forces or take on tasks the republic assigns, and the republic will look the other way on any laws broken; "You got any targets in mind, or do I just fly around the galaxy shooting anything ugly?" Whaaaat?!? They're not reading the hilariousness!?! They should! And I happen to be a sith inquisitor- and I am fairly certain I am NOT ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 Lord Vivicar: "I sense your presence, Jedi..." Consular: "The docking shuttle didn't give it away?" I got a ton of Theran affection points for that one... Wow. You also got my lol points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Don't know if it's been said but this tickled me... Lord Alaric: At last, the Dark Council has answered my petitions and sent a fine young Sith to help secure the Dark Temple! Sith Inquisitor: I'm just here to change the plumbing. Aleric facepalms. "Of course, I've been ignored again. How stupid of me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelWeasel Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I can't quote it exactly but I love the part of a Dromund Kaas questline where the guy goes on about how horrible this other NPC is because he does science experiments and he lists "ergonomic chairs" along with all the other evil experimentation the lab does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Sith Warrior: "Give the Emperor my regards." Darth Baras: "I'm sure he'll be thrilled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Sith Warrior: "Give the Emperor my regards." Darth Baras: "I'm sure he'll be thrilled." Was he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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