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In a light hearted manner, lets list what SWTOR is missing today.

The intent is to bring to light missing functionality only and have some fun and laughs if possible.

 

 

To Start:

 

"Hi, I am SWTOR. I do not have targets target it is probably best if you super glue your fingers to f1-f4 if you want to try and heal"

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Sure, if I want to change my target....

 

however that is NOT how a targets target mechanic should work.

 

Should be, I target boss and can use my attacks ... then without changing targets I cast a heal and that heal goes to my tank (who should be the bosses target).

 

 

Alternativly I could target my tank and for DPS I cast/hit my spells/abilties and they hit HIS target, which is the baddie. This is Ideal for the tank because then everyone is on the SAME target and I dont have to worry about some yahoo attacking and aggroing something I only tagged but did not build threat on.

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Hi, I am SWTOR and I do not remember your companion's autocast settings from when you set them five minutes ago. You should probably just get used to Corso harpooning perfectly ranged enemies so that they are right behind you kicking you out of your cover.
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Hi, I am SWTOR and I do not remember your companion's autocast settings from when you set them five minutes ago. You should probably just get used to Corso harpooning perfectly ranged enemies so that they are right behind you kicking you out of your cover.

 

Fixed tomorrow btw.

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UI options:

 

- Sort and organize your bag and cargo hold

- Auto stacking features (when I right click something to move it from my bags to my cargo hold, it does not add to an already existing stack)

- Options to increase the size of buff/debuff icons etc etc. I play on 2560x1600 resolution, you need a microscope to make out the icons.

- ability to turn off smart camera pivot.

- target of target graphically, clickably, on the screen.

 

 

Other:

- More warzones

- less zoning to get on and off planets

- faster planet load times

 

Now what they do apparently have, and love to use, is a giant nerf bat.

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Sure, if I want to change my target....

 

however that is NOT how a targets target mechanic should work.

 

Should be, I target boss and can use my attacks ... then without changing targets I cast a heal and that heal goes to my tank (who should be the bosses target).

 

 

Alternativly I could target my tank and for DPS I cast/hit my spells/abilties and they hit HIS target, which is the baddie. This is Ideal for the tank because then everyone is on the SAME target and I dont have to worry about some yahoo attacking and aggroing something I only tagged but did not build threat on.

 

Sounds more like a target's target macro I used to have in WoW. You asked for target's target, and alt-T is just that.

 

You solve more issues that Bioware support, you figure that one out =P

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Sure, if I want to change my target....

 

however that is NOT how a targets target mechanic should work.

 

Should be, I target boss and can use my attacks ... then without changing targets I cast a heal and that heal goes to my tank (who should be the bosses target).

 

 

Alternativly I could target my tank and for DPS I cast/hit my spells/abilties and they hit HIS target, which is the baddie. This is Ideal for the tank because then everyone is on the SAME target and I dont have to worry about some yahoo attacking and aggroing something I only tagged but did not build threat on.

 

I would suggest that for your thread to be successful, you avoid debate about them.

 

 

 

 

Hi, I am SWTOR and I don't have the ability for you to summon your friends to flashpoints. I suggest the four of you use the /impatient emote while you wait for Billy.

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"Hi I am SWTOR and I do not have an age requirement."

 

Trade.. Is that just cause its Monday, or did someone do something bad to your Cheerios this morning?

 

btw, you made my office manager look into my office from the laugh.. :)

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Hi I'm swtor, and I don't have:

 

LFD

LFR

Manual BG selection

Smooth Combat

Smooth responsiveness

An Optimized engine

An endgame

Good PVP

Good PVE

Many subscribers

Non-linear leveling

Fun quests

Balanced PVP

a variety of classes

competitive PVP

 

LOLZ this

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Hi I'm swtor, and I don't have:

 

LFD

LFR

Manual BG selection

Smooth Combat

Smooth responsiveness

An Optimized engine

An endgame

Good PVP

Good PVE

Many subscribers

Non-linear leveling

Fun quests

Balanced PVP

a variety of classes

competitive PVP

 

Oh come on guys. Get creative lol! Include something snarky afterward!

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Trade.. Is that just cause its Monday, or did someone do something bad to your Cheerios this morning?

 

btw, you made my office manager look into my office from the laugh.. :)

 

Today is supposedly "Blue Monday", the 3rd Monday of January, which is statistically the most depressing day for the working population in the entire year. It's also like -10 outside and my snowbrush vanished from my truck sometime in the last week. But no, I don't think it's any different than usual :p

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Hi I'm swtor, and I don't have:

 

LFD

LFR

Manual BG selection

Smooth Combat

Smooth responsiveness

An Optimized engine

An endgame

Good PVP

Good PVE

Many subscribers

Non-linear leveling

Fun quests

Balanced PVP

a variety of classes

competitive PVP

 

Could we like, NOT include LFR? I mean... I'd want some content before a silly LFR... Now LFD? Sure.

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