IronPip Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware, In light of the slight discomfort experienced by many on these forums in regard to your EGA program, I have a few suggestions on what you can do for the player base: Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskeyDeclare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutusChange all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies.Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right?Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas.Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid.Release the honey badgers at least. This is only a start of things that should be done to placate the very miniscule minority of people on this forum inconvenienced by the current policies of the EGA. If you could provide a direct phone call, directly to me, in the next 10 minutes letting me know that these items will be executed, we shall all breathe a contented sigh of relief. -Pinkbeard the Pirate Freelance DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereler Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware, In light of the slight discomfort experienced by many on these forums in regard to your EGA program, I have a few suggestions on what you can do for the player base: Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskeyDeclare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutusChange all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies.Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right?Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas.Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid.Release the honey badgers at least. This is only a start of things that should be done to placate the very miniscule minority of people on this forum inconvenienced by the current policies of the EGA. If you could provide a direct phone call, directly to me, in the next 10 minutes letting me know that these items will be executed, we shall all breathe a contented sigh of relief. -Pinkbeard the Pirate Freelance DJ Make mine a scotch and you got my support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WabbitTwaks Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 HERE, HERE! Agreed and seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zozob Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 If you were over medicated as a child and got a trophy for everything you'd be mad too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristag Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I approve of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matheon Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The thread title had me thinking this was going to be a completely different kind of post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venthiros Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 LOL, this is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heley Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I'm in EGA but I support this, if only for the whiskey and the shaved wookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midarenkov Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I'll take the whiskey. It'll make the waiting easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronPip Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 The thread title had me thinking this was going to be a completely different kind of post I do not endorse cannibalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristag Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I'm slightly disappointed that eating babies was at no time mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonDs Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Thank you for this thread title. Reading Swift's Modest proposal will be a great way to enjoy part of my day. Its been years since I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meancraig Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware, Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskeyDeclare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutusChange all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies.Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right?Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas.Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid.Release the honey badgers at least. Oh gawd, yes! I wasn't going to complain about early access, BUT, if this is a list of what will happen if I do, I will jump on that bandwagon like Tom Cruise on a couch! We should make an early access wave drinking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteemDRIce Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Extend the 21 thing to 18 for those of us who live in countries where 18 is the legal drinking age and I fully support this motion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woobies Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dear Bioware, In light of the slight discomfort experienced by many on these forums in regard to your EGA program, I have a few suggestions on what you can do for the player base: Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskeyDeclare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutusChange all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies.Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right?Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas.Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid.Release the honey badgers at least. This is only a start of things that should be done to placate the very miniscule minority of people on this forum inconvenienced by the current policies of the EGA. If you could provide a direct phone call, directly to me, in the next 10 minutes letting me know that these items will be executed, we shall all breathe a contented sigh of relief. -Pinkbeard the Pirate Freelance DJ I would like to specify pink tutus please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdbarton Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My tumbler awaits my smooooth, smoooth whiskey! Better than mouthwash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celethorn Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I agree with all except the throttling of FPS and the letting everyone in at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishymashy Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Oh gawd, yes! I wasn't going to complain about early access, BUT, if this is a list of what will happen if I do, I will jump on that bandwagon like Tom Cruise on a couch! We should make an early access wave drinking game. This is a great idea! anyone know any drinking games you can play on a forum to pass the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acheros Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I do not endorse cannibalism. you must be a jedi..Also, for abit i was scared i was the only one who thought of Jonathan Swift's essay. Edited December 14, 2011 by acheros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jnight Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Make mine a scotch and you got my support.There's only one Canadian Scotch (Glen Breton) and it's not that great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bainwen Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I hate foreign whisky. It's either Highland malt whisky or nothing. Possibly something smoky from the region Islay would be good. Preferably older then 15 year. With whiskys you always want to go twenties instead of teens. Edited December 14, 2011 by Bainwen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronPip Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) Bioware is a Canadian company. Thus it must be Canadian whiskey or our demands mean nothing! Also, I believe that the front page should be modified with angry V lines over everyone's brow to indicate the unrest on the servers. Edited December 14, 2011 by IronPip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TarJozrael Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Thread title is misleading. I was expecting something about eating people to control the population. This is far less amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bainwen Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Thread title is misleading. I was expecting something about eating people to control the population. This is far less amusing. That's a great plan! But do we have enough chianti and flava beans for all those fattened livers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjazor Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I do not endorse cannibalism. Or Canadian whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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