Looks like I'm hanging up my saddle, boys and girls. It was a pleasure trolling on the outskirts of these forums. Probably the most fun I've had on any forum, really. I'll be easing my foot off the pedal for now.
Seeing how we have some heavy contenders in the Epic Fail Whale division here at EA/BioWare (Ability Response, Performance, Texture Quality & Graphics), I can finally put a rest to my distress and not worry about if the game will be repaired next patch or not. Mr. Stephen Reid has convinced me that these problems will not be corrected in a reasonable amount of time, and while it is melancholy to realize this, a huge weight is finally off of my shoulders. And to that I am grateful.
Most likely I will peer my head in here every now and then, but one thing is for sure: a freshly-sealed SWTOR two-month Game Time card box will be collecting dust on my shelf for an indefinite amount of time. Still, I will look upon it every now and then, reminiscing on the good times when I wholeheartedly believed Betas were works-in-progress toward a better goal, and going Gold meant having a game that was finally worth investing my time and money in.
Live long and prosper.