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    A modest proposal

    in General Discussion

    Posted · Edited by IronPip

    Bioware is a Canadian company. Thus it must be Canadian whiskey or our demands mean nothing!

     

    Also, I believe that the front page should be modified with angry V lines over everyone's brow to indicate the unrest on the servers.

    A modest proposal

    in General Discussion

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    Dear Bioware,

     

    In light of the slight discomfort experienced by many on these forums in regard to your EGA program, I have a few suggestions on what you can do for the player base:

     

    • Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskey
    • Declare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutus
    • Change all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies.
    • Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right?
    • Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas.
    • Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid.
    • Release the honey badgers at least.

     

    This is only a start of things that should be done to placate the very miniscule minority of people on this forum inconvenienced by the current policies of the EGA. If you could provide a direct phone call, directly to me, in the next 10 minutes letting me know that these items will be executed, we shall all breathe a contented sigh of relief.

     

    -Pinkbeard the Pirate

    Freelance DJ

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