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IronPip

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  1. The moon will be drawn into the earth. More at 11.
  2. My sincerity can only be matched by my current hangover in that regard.
  3. Bioware is a Canadian company. Thus it must be Canadian whiskey or our demands mean nothing! Also, I believe that the front page should be modified with angry V lines over everyone's brow to indicate the unrest on the servers.
  4. I do not endorse cannibalism.
  5. Dear Bioware, In light of the slight discomfort experienced by many on these forums in regard to your EGA program, I have a few suggestions on what you can do for the player base: Provide anyone who registers on the forum with an age of 21 or greater a bottle of the finest Canadian whiskey Declare Thursday to be "pretty princess ballerina day" and require all employees to wear tutus Change all forum avatars to Wookies. Shaved Wookies. Throttle the FPS of all people currently in game, because, seriously, %$&^ those guys right? Change the forum code to replace "EGA" ,"Unfair", "Tacos", "Lies", and "Deception" to pictures of Jawas. Shaved Jawas. Let everyone in the game now, if that is not possible, release honey badgers onto Steven Reid. Release the honey badgers at least. This is only a start of things that should be done to placate the very miniscule minority of people on this forum inconvenienced by the current policies of the EGA. If you could provide a direct phone call, directly to me, in the next 10 minutes letting me know that these items will be executed, we shall all breathe a contented sigh of relief. -Pinkbeard the Pirate Freelance DJ
  6. What I find funny is the mentality of "Oh I'll get in 5 days early so I can pwn all these noobs and get all the credits...Wait, people before me?!? EGA (not so)fine print?!? OH ^%&$ YOU BIOWARE AND YOUR %*@#TY ^%&^ING GAME!"
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