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Emucruxes

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  1. You think this is abuse? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get during peak traffic? Get mad!
  2. Keep laughin' pal, they're all after the same thing. You can't play in the man's game, you can't get the traffic - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign in and start buying. A-B-O. Always be online. Get out there - you got the prospects logging in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't log in lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?
  3. Bioware, EA. I'm here from downtown. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for uptime only. Do you have any idea how fortunate you are that gamers put up with these maintenance ripoffs? Let me tell you a little somethin' about e-commerce. You think Amazon, Ebay, Paypal, or Google would be stupid enough to take their services offline for hours at a time? Even if by some miracle they went down, do you think any of them would have the gall to extend their downtimes on a whim? No, they don't do this 'downtime' nonesense. It's an archaic malpractice relegated to the dustbin of failure. Only the most inept troglodytes would perpetuate this farce. I've seen Silk Road 'entrepreneurs' running secondhand racks outta some garage in Tijuana keep better uptime than your farce. Downtime is loss, pure and simple. A-B-O. A-always, B-be, O-online. You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the servers you've got and make $150,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? CAN YOU? Go and do likewise. A-B-O. Get mad. You know what it takes to sell e-commerce? It takes brass balls to sell e-commerce. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go over to those racks tonight, start them up and STAY UP. It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying; a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. "Oh yeah. I used to be a server admin. It's a tough racket." I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
  4. Bioware, EA. I'm here on a mission of mercy. Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for uptime only. Do you have any idea how fortunate you are that gamers put up with these maintenance ripoffs? Let me tell you a little somethin' about e-commerce. You think Amazon, Ebay, Paypal, or Google would be stupid enough to take their services offline for hours at a time? Even if by some miracle they went down, do you think any of them would have the gall to extend their downtimes on a whim? No, they don't do this 'downtime' nonesense. It's an archaic malpractice relegated to the dustbin of failure. Only the most inept troglodytes would perpetuate this farce. I've seen Silk Road 'entrepreneurs' running secondhand racks outta some garage in Tijuana keep better uptime than your farce. Downtime is loss, pure and simple. A-B-O. A-always, B-be, O-online. You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the servers you've got and make $150,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? CAN YOU? Go and do likewise. A-B-O. Get mad. You know what it takes to sell e-commerce? It takes brass balls to sell e-commerce. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go over to those racks tonight, start them up and STAY UP. It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying; a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a server admin. It's a tough racket.' I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
  5. Just another lightning fairy showing off their moves, nothing to see here Want to see this firsthand? Queue a wz, they're everywhere
  6. When you charge into a group of normal enemies, and use Force Sweep or whatever the sw equivalent move is, use this on one of the mobs while they're stunned. Does tons of damage (i've seen mine crit for 4k at level 50) and costs no focus. Easy instakill of a mob.
  7. Is it possible? Is there any way to get the crystal without pulling it out of a weapon?
  8. hop on top and plop a /sit who cares if it doesn't look natural?
  9. hey, if fashion in real life can make body parts appear smaller, video games should be able to too, right?
  10. If you're really dedicated to getting these, there are [imperial Pilot's Pants] which is a black set of pants (goes well with most other black SI gear) that I just finished helping my gf get for her little lightning fairy. Erm, inquisitor. It costs 225 fleet commendations and requires social 3. No level requirements that I know of. Light armor obviously and fully upgradable. Edit: purchased from the fleet commendations vendor, in case that wasn't obvious
  11. Color crystals. You've made most of them available now, how about the black-red and black-blue crystals? Are they faction-restricted?
  12. That 'other game' really incentivized being in a guild with guild perks, a guild leveling system, guild ACHIEVEMENTS, etc. Are there any plans to implement things such as this?
  13. Clearly you have never seen a sentinel/marauder do force leap onto one of your teammates and gain an immense advantage. Or, ever seen how they can run straight through a fire trap if they press their -50%hp for -99% damage button? That particular melee class has to be the best ball carrier class I've seen.
  14. Seriously? If you're seriously that uncreative, just type asdfasdfasdfadsfas or something and make it hidden. Boom. No more pop-ups.
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