They haven't found a cure for the rabid fan boys whose logic is completely shadowed by glitter.
Rabid fan boy #1. Ahh look man star wars push button one it fires a weapon, now lets sit for 10 minutes watching this story.
Rabid fan boy #2 Kewl man that was awesome, now what did he want us to do?
Rabid fan boy #1 I don’t know man lets look in quest journal.
Rabid fan boy #2 Dude you want me to read now, why didn’t you pay attention?
Rabid fan boy #1 Lets just go down this path I’m sure we can find something.
Rabid fan boy #2 Man all this running around is kind of boring.
Rabid fan boy #1 Lets go an kill 50 things here listen to a story again go back and kill 50 more things how awesome is that?
Rabid fan boy #2 Man this game is so kewl.