First, you have to go to your local police station. You have to wear an Ewok suit with a little hole cut in it to expose your genetalia. Walk inside and start running around screaming at the top of your lungs "I REFUSE TO WAIT IN LINE!!!" Also, if you urinate on the floor, it tends to grab their attention, and you will get preferential treatment. Another good way to grab their attention, is to take along a Force FX Lightsaber and wave that around. After they pull out the Taser prongs, dress your wounds, clad you in a paper suit, fingerprint you, and let you make a phone call, a representative from Bioware will appear and hand you a pile of cash.
Good luck and have fun.
P.S. Can I have your stuff?